Im Getting Real Tired Of The Hoe-bots

I’m getting real tired of the Hoe-bots

My ADHD is out of control, I just spent the past three hours hyperfixated on making two or maybe three pounds of mac and cheese from scratch at my equivalent of 1 am. I did this instead of sleeping. I also used no measurements, just used feeling, I ended up cooking 1.5 pounds of elbows, two pounds+ of extra sharp cheddar cheese, random cheese I had in my fridge, some butter and some milk.

Back To Work Karen

Karen: I didn’t have to do this before.

Me:*not yet murderous and smiling* well it’s become part of our new protocols

Karen: Why?

Me: *still not quite murderous* The powers that be said so.

Karen: But why?

Me:*Now irritated and grateful for my mask* The higher ups made the rule

Karen: I just don’t understand why.

Coworker: It’s become part of our new protocols.

*Cue back and forth Karen going ‘why’ at my brick wall of a coworker as I grow murderous.*

Me: Because the signs says so! *points at the sign right next to her*

Karen: Oh okay *finishes transaction and goes on her way*

Me: Because the fucking sign says so Karen! Just do what your told and fuck off! fuck!

Coworker: I thought you were going to jump the counter, your voice was getting a little high there.

Me: I’m going to murder someone, maybe that basic white bitch with the Pinterest knitted mask. We’re not payed enough to be thrown face first into natural selection like this.

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

I had a fever induced thought and I need to make it everyone else's problem too. Jazz beating the ever loving shit out of someone from Gotham(random mugger, the Joker, whoever), to the song Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. Extra funny if the batfam is watching especially if she's beating Joker and Jason is watching.