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Archeologists Handwave Everything As "ceremonial" Or "religious".
Archeologists handwave everything as "ceremonial" or "religious".
If archeologists a thousand years from now unearth the ancient remains of a furry convention, are they gonna know what that shit was for?
So how do we know some ancient peoples weren't just furries???
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scientific names for fruit
>The scientific term for melon is “pepo”
>Cucumbers are pepos
>The scientific term for stone fruits are “drupes”
>Coconuts and coffee beans are drupes
>The Scientific term for berry is “berry”
>Strawberries are not berries, but bananas are.
>Juniper berries are not berries, they aren’t even fruits
>The scientific term for “bean” is “legume”
>Peanuts are not nuts, they are hard beans
>Walnuts aren't nuts, they're “trymas”
>pine nuts also aren't nuts, they're seeds
>The scientific term for nut is “nut”
>A pecan is a nut
>Most things with nut in its name aren't actually nuts
>Cashews also aren't nuts, neither me nor my plant anatomy professor had any idea wtf a cashew is.
Big botany says that cashews are drupes, but drupes don't have the pit on the outside like cashews do.
>No one knows wtf a dragon fruit is either.
the greatest villain of all tiem
look how CHAOTIC, how EVIL himb is
The Tahltan Bear Dog was a small native dog bred for KILLING BEARS
The Tahltan bear dog was a small dog breed domesticated by natives of Canada for hunting bears.
The Tahltan people would carry several bear dogs in a sack while out on a hunt. Then if they saw a bear they would RELEASE THE DOGS FROM THE SACK.
The bear dogs would then proceed to VICIOUSLY yap at the bear. Like, a lot. They are very yappy little dogs.
Thus the bear would be completely FLABBERGASTED, CONFUZZLED, AND ENTIRELY DISTRACTED, creating an opportunity for the hunters to sneak up behind the bear and ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND.
Sadly, this breed of dog is now extinct. Not because of the bears, but because of diseases that European dogs brought to north America. The last of them died out in the 1980s. Which is a shame.
Could you imagine me as a supervillain doing gay crime then some superdorks show up and they see me carrying a $ sack, which they FOOLISHLY believe to be a bag of cash, and they’re like;
“Jig's up, Doc, drop the bag!”
Then I’m like “Poor choice of words!”
Then I drop the sack and a dozen tiny doggos pop out and start yapping at them?? I’d be unstoppable!
See? Even more evidence that gay and nonbinary people have existed throughout history!
They literally had blahajs!
You know what's an easier way to make people fear your name across the land than sacking Rome? The FEAR-MY-NAME-HYPNOINATOR™!
Now I can't even order a Starbucks without the barista screaming in abject terror!
VILLAINS THESE DAYS ALWAYS ON THERE DANG SUPERCOMPUTERS AND HIGH-TECH GADGETS. BACK IN MY DAY A GOOD SACKING OF ROME AND SLAYING OF A NOBLE KING IN SINGLE COMBAT WERE ALL YOU NEEDED FOR PEOPLE TO FEAR YOUR NAME ACROSS THE LAND
I FUCKING LOVE MERGING UNETHICAL SCIENCE WITH OCCULTIST MAGIC! I LOVE UNVEILING FORBIDDEN SECRETS MANKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW! I LOVE SUCCUMBING TO UNENDING TORMENT BROUGHT ON BY OUR OWN HUBRIS!
