Paleontologist: I Became A Paleontologist Because Dinosaurs Are Cool

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

Sorry if I don't answer asks right away, I don't always have time or am in the right headspace to be able to meet my standard of quality. Most things on my blogs are queued.

Also, I have a side blog called @ravings-of-a-mad-scientist-2 for reblogs, replies, off topic asks, and miscellaneous thingos so that the main blog doesn't get cluttered, FOLLOW IT NOW!

My new "main" blog is @erose-this-name, it's not at all like these other two blogs! (I also write psych horror scifi) FOLLOW ME, OR BE SUBSUMED INTO THE VALLEY OF FLESH!

Tags:

#scientists sitcom - funny skits involving -ologists, very funny, very popular

#hero x villain - I guess this tag is it's whole own thing, but I do them because I think it's kinda funny to make short skits parodying the heroes to lovers genre involving characters that are parodies of comic book and romance tropes.

#asks - I love getting asks!

#mad scientist - You see my blog's name, right? You know what website this is? What do you think is my stance on mad scientists?

#chemiballs - like countryballs, but elements and chemicals!

My life long dream is to be a living exposition dump for earth lore

I see an old mentor character in a movie who lives for five minutes to explain dragons then dies and I'm like, yeah, I could thrive as that

I wanna find some kid with like worm specific powers who I could tell them about the life cycle of planarian worms then clock out

i keep thinking your profile picture is a smiling Gaster with purple eyes

DAMNIT NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT

Noted. Initiating Satelliteinator 3000 self destruct sequence.

I now have no opinion on any movie ever.

I don't have time to watch movies with how much mad science I do. So I just got a janitor I didn't like, shot him into space, and now I make him and some robots watch cheesy movies so they can give me opinions to have about the movies

They said the fnaf movie is mid

For No Nut November I’ve invented the Arete Labs Nut Emancipation Grill (inator)™©℗ which annihilates all nut materials on contact. That's right, no chestnuts, hazelnuts, pecans and walnuts allowed inside MY testing chamber!!

My Nemesister, who is allergic, thinks she can use it to screen food for peanuts. I dunno why. Peanuts aren’t scientifically speaking actually a nut, they’re a bean.