I Have This Henchman Whom I See Only As A Childhood Friend Who Really Seems To Idolize Me For Some Reason

I have this henchman whom I see only as a childhood friend who really seems to idolize me for some reason which is why they are my henchman even though they seem to be a nice and sensitive guy at heart.

So a while ago I experimented on him with magical gamma radiation to give him the ability to transform into a giant rage monster. Thought that would help him with the whole ‘not evil’ thing. It didn’t seem to work, though. I guess radiation really does just give you cancer and not superpowers, huh?

Anyways, completely unrelated, shortly after that a new superheroine nemesis appeared that is a magical girl with emotion based powers wearing a pastel pink, white, and blue dress. And for some reason she always seem to show up to foil my plans right when my henchman isn’t there to fight her! 

So I got an instant crush on her which isn’t even unrequited! It’s like she already knows me! Unfortunately our forbidden love would never work out because #hero x villain relationships just too based. Also because she keeps foiling my plans and giving me radiation poisoning

Sorry if I don't answer asks right away, I don't always have time or am in the right headspace to be able to meet my standard of quality. Most things on my blogs are queued.

Also, I have a side blog called @ravings-of-a-mad-scientist-2 for reblogs, replies, off topic asks, and miscellaneous thingos so that the main blog doesn't get cluttered, FOLLOW IT NOW!

My new "main" blog is @erose-this-name, it's not at all like these other two blogs! (I also write psych horror scifi) FOLLOW ME, OR BE SUBSUMED INTO THE VALLEY OF FLESH!

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#scientists sitcom - funny skits involving -ologists, very funny, very popular

#hero x villain - I guess this tag is it's whole own thing, but I do them because I think it's kinda funny to make short skits parodying the heroes to lovers genre involving characters that are parodies of comic book and romance tropes.

#asks - I love getting asks!

#mad scientist - You see my blog's name, right? You know what website this is? What do you think is my stance on mad scientists?

#chemiballs - like countryballs, but elements and chemicals!

I don't have time to watch movies with how much mad science I do. So I just got a janitor I didn't like, shot him into space, and now I make him and some robots watch cheesy movies so they can give me opinions to have about the movies

They said the fnaf movie is mid

nemesis relationships

superhero; *ties me up* me, gay villain; “kinky" superhero; *quips at me then throws me into jail at the speed of light destroying several buildings* sidekick twink; *ties me up* sidekick twink; “i have a boyfriend” (their boyfriend is the superhero) me, gay villain; “dang” agent superspy; “hey, wanna try bondage?” me, gay villain; “hell yeah!” agent superspy; *ties me up and takes my launch codes* agent superspy; *leaves* me, gay villain; “dang” boymoder magical girl; *ties me up* me, pan villain; “kinky” boymoder magical girl; “you fool you absolute buffoon do you have any idea the meaning of the words you speak you could not even begin to comprehend the levels of kink to which i delve daily i’ve seen things you would not even believe you little sponge” me, pan villain; “puppy girl?” boymoder magical girl; boymoder magical girl; “n-no" boymoder magical girl; (to self); "dang” dommy mommy superheroine; *ties me up in full shibari and talks about taking me to jail* (kinky) me, oblivious pan villain boyfailure; “dang” hardboiled dilf private detective; *ties me up* me, gay villain; “kinky” oblivious hardboiled private detective manfailure; *ruminates on all the possible meanings of this new puzzle i’ve presented him with. a threat? a hint?? just a passive remark??? what could it mean????* antihero; “h-hey, don’t get the wrong idea here! it’s not like i like you, or anything! i just dispense justice indiscriminately, baka!”  antihero; *shoots me in the head* me, gay villain; *dies*

Your blog gives me a s̶o̶u̶r̶c̶e̶ o̶f̶ s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ j̶o̶k̶e̶s̶ inspiration to continue my science RPG blog. I love it! ( ≧∀≦)ノGood luck with your studies and keep up the good work!

I'm so happy about that!!! I will, and keep up yours as well! Follow them! OR ELSE! @science-rpg

WHAT? IM JUST NOW LEARNING THAT JAK STANDS FOR "JUST ANOTHER KINASE???", WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THATS HILARIOUS ??? WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE IT?!??! FUCK "janus kinase"

I MEAN YEAH ITS PROBABLY ONE OF IF NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT KINASE BUT C'MON THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER AND THERE HAS TO BE AT LEAST ONE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY KINASES THERE ARE??!? HOW MANY I HAD TO MEMORIZE? HOW MANY I FAILED TO MEMORIZE BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ACTUALLY HAVE NONMEME BULLSHIT NAMES LIKE FUCKING "erk 1/2" OR "cdc42bpg" THE JOKE NAMES ARE THE ONLY ONES ANYONE CAN EVEN REMEMBER !!!!

ALL SCIENCE TERMINOLOGY SHOULD BE JOKES IF IM ELECTED AS PRESIDENT OF SCIENCE I WILL CHANGE THE WORD "endothermic" TO WARMBOIS AND "exothermic" TO ROOMTEMPERATUREBOIS

I DON'T CARE IF THAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE CONFUSING FOR CHEMISTS THEY INVENTED MOLARITY/MOLALITY

CRISPR was already on thin fucking ice as a serious name for a biotech technique and now they made up CRISPY-BRED are you joking