Ok, But Like... Making A New Narnia Movie?

Ok, but like... making a new Narnia movie?

Yes, but don't reboot the series. The OG actors are the right age to pop up in "The Horse and His Boy" (I think they show up like.... 10 times total, but it would be an awesome cameo, and I desperately want a film adaptation of that book specifically--it's my favorite Narnia book)

I don't disagree, but I feel the burning desire to assert that the Anahiri age gap is ONE YEAR. Tahiri is 14 and kisses Anakin 2.0 who is 15.

Edit: we're both wrong, it's 2-ish years, lol. It's 14 and 16, I think? Not sure when their "OMG we're gonna die" kiss happens, but I'm pretty sure Edge of Victory has Tahiri at 13? I know SbS has Anakin 2.0 around 16.

(he doesn't make it past 16 and she's still in love with him at 34, which is.... no comment)

(Don't get me started on her relationship with Jacen, though. It's heavily implied to be dubcon at BEST. He goes Sith and suddenly becomes a gigantic scumbag, even though he has an incredibly hot baby mamma RIGHT THERE, willing to take him back if he decided to not be evil anymore)

((yes I *might* have a *tiny* crush on Tenel Ka, however could you tell))

(((ok, all the HanLeia kids AND their originally intended SOs are hot, this is not my fault)))

And based on the actors' ages Kylo was a wholeass adult when Rey was like... 8, so don't just @ legends, canon has this shit too. (not to mention the incest undertones due to the fact that they're basically the Disney counterparts to the Solo twins...)

Age gap becomes less of an issue as characters age, as well. Think of it as fractions.

Anidala originally had a gap of 14/9, or 1.5555, and when they married, it was at 24/19, or 1.2632. At the time of ANH, they would've had a gap of 43/38, or 1.1316. The 5-year gap becomes progressively smaller as time passes. In general, if following the half plus six rule, they're fine to marry at their canon ages.

I think people's problems with Rexsoka is not only does he look like an adult, despite being younger, but also that the physical age gap is getting wider despite time passing. 22/14 = 1.5714, and 42/24 = 1.75, etc. I don't dislike the ship (I personally mildly ship them, mostly because I'm more of an old EU girlie, but they're one of the new!canon ships I actually like), but I can see why others might not choose to ship, especially since she's technically his boss?

(and there's the whole "clones aren't sentient" thing used to justify lack of rights in TCW, which might be considered a consent issue/power imbalance?)

In defense of rexsoka again.

Why do people get mad at rexsoka. Star Wars couldn’t make a normal relationship if they tried. Every relationship either has an age gap, a power imbalance, or both. Some age gaps are barely legal, some are not legal.

Here we go:

• Anakin and Padmé have a power imbalance; a 9 year old slave and 14 year old queen. And they get married at 19 and 24

•Han Solo is 32 and Leia is 19. And in legends, don’t get me started on their kids. Han and Leia have 3 kids in legends: Anakin Solo, Jacen Solo, and Jaina Solo.

•Jaina Solo’s Jedi master, Kyp Durron, has a weird dynamic with her. Kyp and Jaina like each other romantically and flirt with each other. When she’s 15-17 and he’s in his 30’s. age gap AND power imbalance. (Also, Kyp is friends with Han Solo. Both Han and Leia know about Kyp’s relationship with their daughter but are only upset because Kyp lied to Jaina and tried to bring her to the dark side. They’re fine with the 16 year age gap tho)

• Tahiri Veila is 13 and kisses Anakin Solo who’s 16, and Jacen Solo who’s 17.

•Hera Syndulla is 18 Kanan Jarrus is 22 (from a canon book called “A New Dawn”, takes place before rebels)

•Also in legends/EU, we got a clone, Darman, who married a Padawan named Etain Tur-Mukan. So the clone x padawan trope already exists.

• Jango Fett and Sheeka Tull have a relationship when she’s 18 and he’s 25.

• ALSO REVAN AND BASTILA SHAN ARE LIKE TWENTY YEARS APART. In KOTOR, Bastila is like 20 and Revan is like 38.

And these are just a few, from canon and legends/EU. I’m not saying two wrongs make a right. But I am saying that antishippers treat rexsoka shippers like criminals, but literally every relationship in Star Wars is just as bad. Not a single normal relationship in the entire galaxy.

If only Westeros had family counseling, none of this would have happened.

😭😭😭

Fic idea:

I recently discovered that the show Inhumans exists, and I know that it's not popular or anything, but I want Luna to exist. So. Instead of dropping Crystal off in the middle of nowhere and having her meet some human dude at the end of the series, make it so her escape leaves her injured and Lockjaw drops her in fox's X-Men universe sometime between days of future past and apocalypse. She doesn't remember anything and Peter finds her, they become friends, fall in love, we get baby Luna, and then they can parent together?

(I can't really remember why they got divorced in the comics but I think it had to do with political stuff and not talking things out because they kept having to focus on aforementioned political stuff--if she's in the wrong universe and there is no inhumans politics, they stay together, at least for a while longer)

((Anyone can write it if they want, as long as I get tagged; who knows maybe I'll have time this summer in between my commitments)

Kinda shocked that there's no SS princess diaries inspired AU.

Like, random girl turns out to be a princess and random girl turns out to be a goddess have the same vibes, guys!

(zelink, obviously; I read somewhere that Hylia is Nayru's daughter, so she can be the dead royal parent)

((Link is the bestie (with the huge crush) who somehow misses the whole princess idea in the first place and assumes she's been kidnapped by the Men in Black))

(not sure about Fi; she deserves a huge role though)

and they all have character development!!!

One reason not to ignore the Star Wars EU novels is all of the badass female characters whose stories you would otherwise miss out on!!! 

Tenel Ka Djo - Overcomes the loss of her arm in an accident and becomes an amazing Jedi Knight.Also she comes from a matriarchal society with Game of Thrones level political intrigue. 

Mara Jade Skywalker- The black widow of the star wars universe, she is an extremely skilled former assassin  for the Empire who becomes a Jedi Knight. 

Jaina Solo- Amazing pilot, mechanic and Jedi Knight who is tempted by, but eventually resists the dark side of the force. 

Princess Leia as a BOTH a lightsaber wielding Jedi Knight and a skilled politician ! 

There are many many more but these are my favs