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1 year ago

I don't disagree, but I feel the burning desire to assert that the Anahiri age gap is ONE YEAR. Tahiri is 14 and kisses Anakin 2.0 who is 15.

Edit: we're both wrong, it's 2-ish years, lol. It's 14 and 16, I think? Not sure when their "OMG we're gonna die" kiss happens, but I'm pretty sure Edge of Victory has Tahiri at 13? I know SbS has Anakin 2.0 around 16.

(he doesn't make it past 16 and she's still in love with him at 34, which is.... no comment)

(Don't get me started on her relationship with Jacen, though. It's heavily implied to be dubcon at BEST. He goes Sith and suddenly becomes a gigantic scumbag, even though he has an incredibly hot baby mamma RIGHT THERE, willing to take him back if he decided to not be evil anymore)

((yes I *might* have a *tiny* crush on Tenel Ka, however could you tell))

(((ok, all the HanLeia kids AND their originally intended SOs are hot, this is not my fault)))

And based on the actors' ages Kylo was a wholeass adult when Rey was like... 8, so don't just @ legends, canon has this shit too. (not to mention the incest undertones due to the fact that they're basically the Disney counterparts to the Solo twins...)

Age gap becomes less of an issue as characters age, as well. Think of it as fractions.

Anidala originally had a gap of 14/9, or 1.5555, and when they married, it was at 24/19, or 1.2632. At the time of ANH, they would've had a gap of 43/38, or 1.1316. The 5-year gap becomes progressively smaller as time passes. In general, if following the half plus six rule, they're fine to marry at their canon ages.

I think people's problems with Rexsoka is not only does he look like an adult, despite being younger, but also that the physical age gap is getting wider despite time passing. 22/14 = 1.5714, and 42/24 = 1.75, etc. I don't dislike the ship (I personally mildly ship them, mostly because I'm more of an old EU girlie, but they're one of the new!canon ships I actually like), but I can see why others might not choose to ship, especially since she's technically his boss?

(and there's the whole "clones aren't sentient" thing used to justify lack of rights in TCW, which might be considered a consent issue/power imbalance?)

In defense of rexsoka again.

Why do people get mad at rexsoka. Star Wars couldn’t make a normal relationship if they tried. Every relationship either has an age gap, a power imbalance, or both. Some age gaps are barely legal, some are not legal.

Here we go:

• Anakin and PadmĆ© have a power imbalance; a 9 year old slave and 14 year old queen. And they get married at 19 and 24

•Han Solo is 32 and Leia is 19. And in legends, don’t get me started on their kids. Han and Leia have 3 kids in legends: Anakin Solo, Jacen Solo, and Jaina Solo.

•Jaina Solo’s Jedi master, Kyp Durron, has a weird dynamic with her. Kyp and Jaina like each other romantically and flirt with each other. When she’s 15-17 and he’s in his 30’s. age gap AND power imbalance. (Also, Kyp is friends with Han Solo. Both Han and Leia know about Kyp’s relationship with their daughter but are only upset because Kyp lied to Jaina and tried to bring her to the dark side. They’re fine with the 16 year age gap tho)

• Tahiri Veila is 13 and kisses Anakin Solo who’s 16, and Jacen Solo who’s 17.

•Hera Syndulla is 18 Kanan Jarrus is 22 (from a canon book called ā€œA New Dawnā€, takes place before rebels)

•Also in legends/EU, we got a clone, Darman, who married a Padawan named Etain Tur-Mukan. So the clone x padawan trope already exists.

• Jango Fett and Sheeka Tull have a relationship when she’s 18 and he’s 25.

• ALSO REVAN AND BASTILA SHAN ARE LIKE TWENTY YEARS APART. In KOTOR, Bastila is like 20 and Revan is like 38.

And these are just a few, from canon and legends/EU. I’m not saying two wrongs make a right. But I am saying that antishippers treat rexsoka shippers like criminals, but literally every relationship in Star Wars is just as bad. Not a single normal relationship in the entire galaxy.


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1 year ago

Palpatine: does sith magic

Fifteen different universes worth of anakin, obi wan, Luke,Leia, padme, shmi, ahsoka, rex, din, grogu, cody, fives, echo, chewie, and han pop into the same coruscant at the same time

Coruscant: is destroyed in the best and most chaotic ways possible


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10 months ago
Padme Amidala Was Completely Still. Her Skin Was Pele And Perfect. Her Face, Was Peaceful, Her Eyes Were

Padme Amidala was completely still. Her skin was pele and perfect. Her face, was peaceful, her eyes were closed. Her hands were clasped across her stomach. Naboo carried on without her.

Even now, at

THE END

she was watched.

Padme Amidala Was Completely Still. Her Skin Was Pele And Perfect. Her Face, Was Peaceful, Her Eyes Were

ā‹†ļ½”ļ¾Ÿā˜ļøŽļ½”ā‹†ļ½” ゚☾ ļ¾Ÿļ½”ā‹†ā‹†ļ½”ļ¾Ÿā˜ļøŽļ½”ā‹†ļ½” ゚☾ ļ¾Ÿļ½”ā‹† ā‹†ļ½”ļ¾Ÿā˜ļøŽļ½”ā‹†ļ½” ゚☾ ļ¾Ÿļ½”ā‹†ā‹†


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10 months ago

can we go as anakin and padme for Halloween?? šŸ™


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Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination

It’s been 10 years since the battle for Naboo and Anakin Skywalker is now a Jedi But when an assassination ļæ¼attempt on Padme Amidala’s life Anakin has a chance to see Padme Amidala who is now a senator for The Galactic Republic Anakin and Padme are going back to Naboo and there Anakin starts expression how much he loves her and the two of them begin kissingļæ¼. And later on Kamino obi wan gets to Kamino he finds out about the mysterious clone army and the mysterious Bounty Hunter Jangoļæ¼ Fett witch ļæ¼tryed to kill PADME AMIDALA and all most succeeded if Anakin and Obi wan did not come in the room when they did meanwhile Anakin and Padme are still Fallen for each other the only thing holden them back is one The Jedi High Council and The second is The Senat later still on Naboo Anakin has a nightmare about his mom being taken by the tuscan raiders and when he returns home he finds that she was married and he gets going on a wide search for his mom and finds her all most dead witch she does in his arms his love and lost of his mom brings him to the dark side and soon he will be come the dark lord of the sith Darth Vader. Anakin received a message from obi wan that brings Anakin and Padme to Geonosis where they begin the Clone Wars. Anakin and Padme return to Naboo and secretly get married and life on Coruscant.

Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination
Its Been 10 Years Since The Battle For Naboo And Anakin Skywalker Is Now A Jedi But When An Assassination

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1 year ago
I Had A Dream In Which There Was Technology In The World That Allowed Anyone To Create A Film According

I had a dream in which there was technology in the world that allowed anyone to create a film according to their desire. And I wanted a film where they would be happy.


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2 years ago

Silencing

VaderDala?

Tags: Padme Lives, Post-ROTS, No Hea

"Padme…" the voice finally says, harsh, raw, mechanized. She refuses to let it change her mission. One moment can't change it all. Yet when she touches her neck, feeling the phantom hands that once squeezed her throat, she asks herself, Can't it? In midst her thoughts, she doesn't realize that he had moved closer. Or maybe she did but she refused to think about it. She extends her hand between them. "Everyone." Her voice cracks. "You killed all of them. Even the younglings." He tries to grab her hand, maybe to pull her closer, maybe to put it out of the way to walk closer. Or maybe just to hold it, she doesn't know. She will never know. Because before he can say anything else, she points his own lightsaber against him. "For the rebellion." Her voice is low. And then she finally closes her eyes and pushes the lightsaber in his chest, silencing his breathing forever.


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1 year ago
Doodles To Comfort Myself After Remembering The End Of ROTS
Doodles To Comfort Myself After Remembering The End Of ROTS
Doodles To Comfort Myself After Remembering The End Of ROTS

Doodles to comfort myself after remembering the end of ROTS

(btw the thing about sand mafia and sand smugglers is true)


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1 year ago

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was ā€œand the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the backgroundā€

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)


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1 year ago

Star wars as subjects

Luke Skywalker:Philosophy and History

Leia Organa:Political Science and Diplomacy

Han Solo: Auto Mechanics and Aerospace Engineering

Obi-Wan Kenobi: History and Philosophy

Yoda: Psychology and Religion/Zen Meditation

Darth Vader:Military Strategy and Engineering

PadmƩ Amidala: Political Science and International Relations

Chewbacca: Mechanical Engineering and Woodworking/Metalworking:

Lando Calrissian: Business Management and Economics

Emperor Palpatine: Politics and Philosophy


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