Honestly, The Only Vaguely Irondad Thing I Like In Any Media Is The 2017 Animated Version Of Spiderman.

Honestly, the only vaguely Irondad thing I like in any media is the 2017 animated version of Spiderman. Tony actually seems to care, and doesn't bring a literal child into a battle with a bunch of superhumans, and the first time they meet, at the stark expo, Spiderman was already there of his own volition.

I WISH ROMANTIC FEELINGS HAD A REAL FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!

"Butterflies in your tummy" I get that every time I talk to anyone because I'm an anxious wreck

"Ohh you get all blushy" I blush whenever I remember literally any compliment from anyone. I blush when someone says I blink robotically. I blush when I remember that time my driving instructor said I went through a stop sign correctly.

"You get nervous when thinking about them" I'm always nervous.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

Why is it that I can write romance stories but can’t identify romance personally??? Like I can see myself doing romantic stuff but without the romance. It’s always been super confusing bc I don’t know if I actually experience romantic attraction. I can do physical attraction, but, like, if romance is all anxiety around the person you like in that way in stuff, that doesn’t make any sense because I’m always anxious. Having watched media that was 90 percent focused on romance my entire life, I don’t really know if I actually want to be in a romantic relationships, because it’s always been fiction to me. To me, it feels imagined because I don’t actually think I’m romantically attracted. And when I see friends with irl relationships I realize I kinda don’t get it?? Like y’all are cute and all, but I struggle to understand actual romance, because I just don’t think I actually experience romantic attraction. And honestly, thinking about it now, I might’ve always mistaken romantic attraction with, like, pure platonic feelings. Because even if romance was supposed to be defined as someone who makes you feel happy, I always feel happy around my friends. Doesn’t mean I’m romantically attracted to them though. If I looked back to all my crushes, it was more physical attraction and an appreciation for their personality, as in a, “I’d hang out with you outside of wherever I met you sort of way” and not an, “I’m attracted to you romantically and in love you” sort of way. Not sure if this makes any sense, but this is just how my brain wrote it out I guess.

Loki would definitely have a tiny crush on Bucky.

He's muscular like your typical Asgardian guy and he used to have long hair, once again, like your typical Asgardian guy. Also there's not a lot of humans that can lift Loki heavy ahh (canonically weighing like half a ton).

He's mean, broody, would definitely put Loki in his place if need be, and need be very often. They could relate with mind control (if you subscribe to the mind stone hc) and adjusting to modern Earth if Loki stays on Earth. They're both old-timey, traditional, gentlemen, dudes.

Therefore Loki has a crush on Bucky, only a tiny one, but still...

About cats: so ya know how cats can, like, make a loaf out of themselves? And cats are considered lazy... so does the phrase "loafing around" mean someone is as lazy as a cat??

It's giving...Odin in Thor 1