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Nora: I'm Just Happy To Be Out Of Those Dorms. So Much Fresh Air. And It's All Mine.

Nora: I'm just happy to be out of those dorms. So much fresh air. And it's all mine. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Jaune: I personally love the peace and quiet. A guy can really hear themselves think out here.

Jaune: (Thoughts) Did you leave the stove on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?!

Jaune: Well that was a mistake.

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2 years ago

Technically they were called out on it by Ironwood during his "turn to the dark side" scene, but I think it'd be more interesting if they also had the team bringing this up, as they presumably never even told Ruby or Weiss. Ren for sure should have mentioned it during his argument with Yang, as that situation was a big contributor in Ironwood turning on them.

I'm starting to wonder something.

I've always said that I dislike the scene of Yang and Blake telling Robyn about Amity behind everyone's back, but I'm starting to wonder if it was a writing misstep or if it was on purpose. Like the audience is meant to question this choice.


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2 years ago

Grimm Knight!Jaune: I have news, my queen!

Salem: This better not be another one of your jokes Grimm Knight.

Jaune: Oh no no, not at all. Are you familiar with the band Imagine Dragons?

Salem: I won't fall for this one.

Jaune: This is serious my queen. They broke up.

Salem: Who broke up?

Jaune: Imagine Dragons.

Salem: Who's this Imagine... Dragons?

Jaune: *Terribly holds in laughter*

Salem: Well, what? Spit it out.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Imagine draggin' dez nu-

Salem: *Charges up magic*

Jaune: Ahhh!


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2 years ago

Weiss' Baby Shower

Nora: Hey Ice Queen, you went to a sperm bank, right?

Weiss; Um, yes?

Nora: Jaune donated some of his last month.

Jaune: ๐Ÿคจ

Nora: Ooh, maybe Jaunes the father!

Everyone: ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Weiss: Well, this was a highly exclusive establishment.

Nora: Down at Mantle? Next to the McSchnee's?

Weiss: ... Well I paid for an ideal specimen.

Ren: So you're saying Jaune's not an ideal specimen.

Weiss: ... This is a wonderful shower you guys.

Jaune: Oh God, I might be the dad.


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2 years ago

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: โค๏ธ

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Jaune: โ€ฆ Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.


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2 years ago

Weiss: Sister, why go through all this effort?

Bleiss: *On phone* Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!

Jaune: N-No, ma'am, I'm not on the menu. That would be cannibalism.

Jaune: Y-Yes, that includes my butt, too.

Jaune: N-No, ma'am, we don't serve that kind of milk. It would be unsanitary if we did.