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HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND 🙁🙁🙁🙁 WHEN IS IT MY TURN 😠
Wdym you don't love me?
We had the most intense eyecontact for like 2 seconds??
cute and fun Munk expressions I snagged!!! I love my husband
Hillary Duff: go and fuck thine self
There's context to this. She blamed us "stupid millenials" for "killing all the old people" during lockdown. Like, bitch, you are a millenial so shut up. And as I recall it was all the stupid old people that wouldn't stay home and refused to wear masks because that "infringes rights". Also, she pierced her newborn's ears. I know a great deal of parents do this but babies don't need fucking piercings. They aren't toys. They aren't your little play-things. Their ears will continue to grow and a lot of the time the piercings end up being too low and eventually rip. I was a body piercer and only pierced people who wanted the piercings, i.e, older teens and grown adults... babies have zero say so and it's fucked. "Well, my shitty parents pierced my ears as a baby and my ears are fine!" Good for you for being the exception and having careless parents... the point is BABIES AND YOUNG CHILDREN DON'T NEED PIERCINGS! "It's better to get them done when they're babies so they don't remember the pain." First of all, that's bull, they're less painful for a teen or adult that doesn't have to be held down... second, they'll more than likely just have to get them repierced when they realize how low their piercings are or have to get them sewn up when their ears rip (which is ridiculously expensive in the US)... it's 2023 not the 1990's. Stop piercing babies. 🧐
watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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Josep: I love you.
Adler: I love me, too.
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Adler: JOSEP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Josep, standing on top of three boxes balanced on a chair, dusting the ceiling fan: Cleaning.
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Adler: Are you comfortable?
Josep, sitting on Adler’s lap, cocooned in a blanket: Yes.
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Josep, sipping tea and watching Adler get tied up in Christmas lights and then proceed to start cussing at them: Gods I love him.
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Adler: What a jerk! I asked them if they want some lunch, no answer. I ask if they’d like something to drink, nothing! Then they just start bawling out of nowhere and getting all upset, as if they hadn’t been giving me the cold shoulder all day! How was I supposed to know they were tired? You’d think they’d just say something.
Josep: Adler, she’s a baby.
Adler: Yeah, well she should stop acting like one.
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guh sorry for like
dying for three years, but an update to the whole stardew valey shit
i dated alex and fucking hated it💔😔 he was too dry, AND he said my shoes were dirty
and i did already have a heart with sam so i decided to leave alex's gay ass for sam, best decision fr!!!!! such a silly billy
(might come back to alex on another save as the male farmer fr)
The way I read this entire post and still thought it was about Magnus chase
It’s official, I have Rick brain rot
(I’ve literally read all the books??? why did I think I just missed this plotline????)
Alec learned constellations for Magnus
I’ve been rereading the shadowhunters books and I noticed this! Just another small detail that makes me love Malec even more.
From the Red Scrolls of Magic:
From the City of Heavenly Fire:
which means, canonically between October 2007 (when the Red Scrolls of Magic takes place) and May 2008 (when the Epilogue to the City of Heavenly Fire takes place), Alec learned constellations for Magnus to be romantic.
NO one does it better then Malec <3
to summarize: I JUST REALLY REALLY LOVE SATAN(OBEY ME!) OKAY?!?! (even tho he’s distracting me too much ryt now hahaha)
WHAT PEOPLE THINK
WHAT THEY SAY
WHAT ACTUALLY DOING
WHAT WHOVIANS THINK
AND ME
ALSO ME
i just came home after leaving for 2 hours to realise id left my sketchbook wide open on my bed that anyone could have seen. panic
which reminds me that u should start actually posting art and stuff on here wow
anyways MCC!!!! TOMORROW!!!! i think
gonna start taking cringe as a compliment. like no fuck that cringe culture is dead. i may be cringe but i am free bitch
So..... I looked up Mountain Chicken (why?? Bc tumblr told me to) anyway, I see a frog.
And I whisper “it’s a duck”.
What the fuck is wrong with meeeee!?!!??!?