Love Is Sour Grapes

love is sour grapes

DUCEY WUECY WOO GIMME TUNA. TUNAAAA

gimme like a minute to find a tuna image

bro we keep doing things at breakneck pace i can’t

teach me to reblog more often because i’m scared of reblogging people it’s terrifying actually don’t teach me

i was gonna use a template for this but i thought it’d be better to do it this way so:

our systems current fronters in court for their crimes

Archen (He/They) : *flirts with judge and fails, getting a worse sentence*

Dice (He/They) : *tries to bribe the judge and fails*

Dorie (He/They) : “your honor, it was just a prank bro.”

Kasper (Host, He/It) : *cries in court and pleads innocence*

Lilivane (He/Him) : *kasper’s lawyer, definitely knows he did it though.*

Neuvillette (He/Him) : the judge

Malachite (He/Him) : “oh yeah i totally did it. and i would do it again.”

The Overseer (He/It/They) : the whole jury. like literally all of them.

Tyoma (He/Him) : *writes a love poem to the judge and serenades him, fails harder than archen*

Vyril (He/Him) : *he definitely did it but was found innocent somehow.*