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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

Watch me get out of wine aunt’s fancy limousine everyday before school and flexing that black card like it’s a motherfrickin uno card-

Asmo's the wine/vodka aunt who's the most ride or die homie you could ever ask for

Exactly!!! I would trust wine/vodka aunt with my life.

Imagine you're sitting with your family and someone starts pestering you with stuff your uncomfortable with. But before you can respond Asmo comes over drunk and slams his drink down right next to you and asks if the third divorce is treating them well.

A handful of y’all: rRas MakE aN Ao3! AccOuNt aNd pOst YouR wRiTTing ThEre!!!

Me:

how do you think would the demon bros feel if you offered them a mamon?? idk im bored and hungry also haha. would they eat balut tho (nag suroy nasad si kuya haha)

Ohhh I see u 👀Probably something like this:

Lucifer:

“Mamon? Ma-“ you’re gonna have to teach him the proper way to eat, which is with your hands and not with a fork and knife 🍴

Mammon:

“OI! What’s this? Has my greatness reached your homeland that they made mercy of me?” Cue the smacking and feeding him the mamon because you kinda smacked him too hard 😅

Levi:

“I don’t want something with that scum’s name-“”They have a strawberry version 😮” fanboys at how the strawberry flavor tastes like that one limited edition ruri-chan cupcake.

Satan:

“Oh? I honestly can’t tell if this is a cupcake or muffin but if you’re the one giving it to me I supposed it shouldn’t be that bad” later learns to eat it as a stress food because of the variety of fillings & non fillings.🧁

Asmo:

“Oh thank you darling~ I’ve herd of this infamous snack from a few oriental demons! Apperantly it’s said to be as soft as an angel’s bosom!” Asmo absolutely adores how soft it is and how easy it is to eat it without ruining his makeup, (his favorite is also the strawberry change my mind)🍓

Beel & Belphie:

“Beel it was supposed to be for the two of us””*munch* sorry bewphie *bewphie*” you had to bring Belphie another one becasue Beel ate his share but these two love the general size of one Mamon,(trust me mammon’s ego skyrocketed the moment he herd Belphie say “wow this tastes pretty good”☀️🌙

As for the balut well...

They never questioned why MC was able to adapt to Devildom cuisine in such a short period of time 😊😊😊

No one:

Not a single soul:

do you have anymore obey me filipino!mc going to twisted wonderland headcannons?

I have some ideas in the works 😂 tho I’m still

Busy with school (and I somehow caught a fever) I’ll probably post some next weekend once I’ve recovered 💙♠️💙