Watch Me Get Out Of Wine Aunts Fancy Limousine Everyday Before School And Flexing That Black Card Like

Watch me get out of wine aunt’s fancy limousine everyday before school and flexing that black card like it’s a motherfrickin uno card-

Asmo's the wine/vodka aunt who's the most ride or die homie you could ever ask for

Exactly!!! I would trust wine/vodka aunt with my life.

Imagine you're sitting with your family and someone starts pestering you with stuff your uncomfortable with. But before you can respond Asmo comes over drunk and slams his drink down right next to you and asks if the third divorce is treating them well.

Satan kidnaps me because they’re sad

(Satan my dear friend wanna talk about it??)

Obey Me! birthday scenario game!

Birth Month

January: Satan

February: Luke

March: Mammon

April: Beelzebub

May: Leviathan

June: Lucifer

July: Belphegor

August: Barbatos

September: Asmodeus

October: Simeon

November: Diavolo

December: Solomon

Birth Date

Kisses your cheek

Punches you

Sings to you

Dances with you

Buys you a car

Beats you in a video game

Caresses your skin

Sleeps under your bed

Steals all your food

Places a curse on you

Chases after you

Bites your ear

Confesses their love to you

Licks you

Kisses your forehead

Friendzones you

Cooks for you

Steals all your money

Kidnaps you

Starts a fight against you

Kisses your lips

Pushes you into a pool

Gives you a piggyback ride

Cuddles with you

Stalks you

Ignores you for all eternity

Tickles you

Flirts with you

Kisses your hand

Sleeps next to you

Pinches your cheeks

Initial of Your First Name

A-D: ...because they hate you

E-I: ...because they're angry

J-M: ...because they love you

N-R: ...because they're sad

S-V: ...because they admire you

W-Z: ...because they're jealous

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

how do you think would the demon bros feel if you offered them a mamon?? idk im bored and hungry also haha. would they eat balut tho (nag suroy nasad si kuya haha)

Ohhh I see u 👀Probably something like this:

Lucifer:

“Mamon? Ma-“ you’re gonna have to teach him the proper way to eat, which is with your hands and not with a fork and knife 🍴

Mammon:

“OI! What’s this? Has my greatness reached your homeland that they made mercy of me?” Cue the smacking and feeding him the mamon because you kinda smacked him too hard 😅

Levi:

“I don’t want something with that scum’s name-“”They have a strawberry version 😮” fanboys at how the strawberry flavor tastes like that one limited edition ruri-chan cupcake.

Satan:

“Oh? I honestly can’t tell if this is a cupcake or muffin but if you’re the one giving it to me I supposed it shouldn’t be that bad” later learns to eat it as a stress food because of the variety of fillings & non fillings.🧁

Asmo:

“Oh thank you darling~ I’ve herd of this infamous snack from a few oriental demons! Apperantly it’s said to be as soft as an angel’s bosom!” Asmo absolutely adores how soft it is and how easy it is to eat it without ruining his makeup, (his favorite is also the strawberry change my mind)🍓

Beel & Belphie:

“Beel it was supposed to be for the two of us””*munch* sorry bewphie *bewphie*” you had to bring Belphie another one becasue Beel ate his share but these two love the general size of one Mamon,(trust me mammon’s ego skyrocketed the moment he herd Belphie say “wow this tastes pretty good”☀️🌙

As for the balut well...

They never questioned why MC was able to adapt to Devildom cuisine in such a short period of time 😊😊😊

i return! and it's the weekend!! dont forget to eat and hydrate :))

today's random:

i'm trying natural dyeing for the first time! probably not the best time to try it cause it's for an art exam, but i think it should be okay (i hope lmao-)

my chosen topic for the exam? layers. what did i choose to do? pancake stack.

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YES KING GO OFF WITH THAT NATIRAL DYEING AND SLAY IT!!! An now I’m hungry at your mention of pancakes 😂 who knows that might be my breakfast today👀👉👈 anyways happy too see another submission from u! Hope your doing well and safe from disasters

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A handful of y’all: rRas MakE aN Ao3! AccOuNt aNd pOst YouR wRiTTing ThEre!!!

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