Watch Me Get Out Of Wine Aunts Fancy Limousine Everyday Before School And Flexing That Black Card Like

Watch me get out of wine aunt’s fancy limousine everyday before school and flexing that black card like it’s a motherfrickin uno card-

Asmo's the wine/vodka aunt who's the most ride or die homie you could ever ask for

Exactly!!! I would trust wine/vodka aunt with my life.

Imagine you're sitting with your family and someone starts pestering you with stuff your uncomfortable with. But before you can respond Asmo comes over drunk and slams his drink down right next to you and asks if the third divorce is treating them well.

A handful of y’all: rRas MakE aN Ao3! AccOuNt aNd pOst YouR wRiTTing ThEre!!!

Me:

TIL: My math professor is a:

- Weeb

- Plays the electric bass

- Is a pun master

- And is extremely patient when we the students don’t get the concept on the first try.

Since I haven't add our sunshine boi and venomous snake.... So Obey Me stumble on Twst (2/2)

Kalim inviting them for Party, foods made by Jamil!

Beel after recovering from Lilia's special cook, Eat all, I mean all of the food.

Poor Jamil needs to cook more...

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After Mammon got trick...and scolded by Lucifer...

He's finding some stuffs to scam

Leona got Lucifer's nerve for being an lazyass...

Azul try to trick Satan sadly the table turns

Mammon tries to trick Kalim to swear.

Surprisingly, Success.

Which him got beat up by Jamil and Lucifer.

Ortho's happy cuz his brother have new friend

MC got stuck between the 1st years and Grim hiding from a certain someone(ehem² Satan)

Oh wait! Mammon lost his Goldie

Stolen by a certain sneaky Hyena

I’ve finally recovered a bit from my fever and YES PLS I WANT A FULL HEIST SCENE OF RUGGIE STEALING GOLDIE AKDVOSVSKE and azul satan interactions now live in my mind rent free 👀

And now I need an elaboration on how Luci punishes our lazy king

Owgqiwvaj Kuya Nicky I need a name for the Au plsssss I wanna join to!!

man i just had this dream where i went to my old school back in 7th grade but the education system was WAY better and also you can study witchcraft and wizardry and it was sO cool

kinda wanna make an au of it now

you guys wanna be a part of it mayb? :eyes:

oh yeah also i was the one student who doesn’t give a fuck and i got chased down by the student council riding on brooms lmfao

[Hi:))))))))]

The hyena doesn't have any bad intention, he just want to mess with the dumb 2nd born...

After hearing the news him got tricked by an octopus, scamming students, and made a pure sunshine boy swear.

He just want to know how idiot the demon is...

And he's right

101% dumb

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Now the other brothers got drag to this scenario, where Mammon freaking out about his beloved Goldie.

“I just put it in my pocket!!!!!”

“Please help me find Goldie!!!! ”

Made the others sigh

"Where are you Goldie?"

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Leona can see Lucifer as Sebek v. 2.0

Why????

Lucifer never let anyone insult Diavolo

Same as Sebek.

Whenever Leona and Lucifer cross path.

Lucifer would greet the lion.

And the lazyass lion will be like walk like the prideful demon doesn't exist in his sight.

I mean how dare they?!!!! -Lucy

And when Diavolo cross path with the lion....

Same as Lucifer ‘pretend he didn't exist’

Which made Lucifer's patience shorter.

“He just want to see how idiot the demon is” Minty-San you have me rolling on the floor 😂.

Leona be like: *Heneral Luna mode* doesn’t give a frick if your the headmaster, president or the prince of a far off he’ll like boi who da fuq are u-

He probably does it on purpose to Dia because the prince has the same aura as His older brother Ferena like boi how can u be that charismatic-

Sebek and Lucifer: *Respect Solidarity*