It's This Site, Right? The Anti-Jared People Are Just Concentrated Here Or Something? If So Few People

It's this site, right? The anti-Jared people are just concentrated here or something? If so few people in real life actually liked him, or him as part of J2, they just wouldn't keep getting booked for cons together; he wouldn't get booked solo for even more cons with all the autos and signatures, all of that. Misha isn't involved nearly as much with Jensen solo as J2, but you see most of the polls on this site and it's a flood against Jared/Sam.

Weird little microsystem.

Anyway, where the Jaredfans at? Our boy in need.

The idea for this poll belongs to @blanketforcas. The poll was posted with the consent of the op.

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

Hello

Could you make Sam having erotic/dirty dream with his female best friend

And all that she does remember him of his smut dreams

No.

I don't indicate anywhere that I take prompts?

The only pairings I indicate writing are M/M?!

You didn't even say please or thank you, FFS.

Writers aren't vending machines. You don't insert a prompt and get a fic. We're fucking people. We have lives to live. We have shit to do. We have our own ideas to write. Don't be a dick.

I am amazed and impressed by any writer that takes prompts, whether on a rare occasion or frequently, paid or unpaid, because I struggle to write my own ideas, let alone anyone else's. I would hazard an assumption that that's the case for most writers.

So don't just sent people unsolicited prompts. Especially as the open, middle, and close of your message, for crying out loud. Would it kill you to pretend you like something they've already written? Or, I don't know, look on their page to see if they even take prompts in the first place?! Radical concept, I'm sure.

That porn trope of straight frat boys losing their gay virginity to each other on film, and they interview them on the couch first, except...

Straight single dad Jensen having his first gay encounter with good buddy Jared who's done this before and is happy to show him the ropes.

Yeah, maybe, but it'd make for excellent viewing.

dean be like yeah i got diagnosed wit ptsd…. PROFICIENT TALENT FOR SUCKING DICK!! and sam would be like dean you have at least 5 distinct diagnoses according to the DSM V and deans like haha dick sucking manual

Oh, no! 😩 I come bearing J2 recs! I hope they help you on the way to mending!

Long Hard Ride 'verse by zubeneschamali Jensen/Jared, Explicit, historical AU with J2 as opposing chieftains, Jared as a war prize (dub-con inherent), angst with a happy ending.

Offering by shaylea Jared/Jensen, Explicit, college AU, sexual discovery and kink exploration, best needy bottom Jensen ever, angst with a happy ending.

On These Ashen Wings by sinestrated Jensen/Jared, Explicit, dragon AU, outcast dragon Jensen, angst with a happy ending.

Sex Toys, Cam Boys, and Dark Roasts by awabubbles Jared/Jensen, Explicit, AU, sex toys, sex work, slutty Jensen.

Chasing Darkness by ashtraythief Jensen/Jared, Explicit, space AU, sex worker Jared, BAMF soldier-turned-bodyguard Jensen, epic sci-fi romp, angst with a happy ending.

You can, of course, just check out the J2 bookmarks on my AO3 profile by going to Bookmarks > Filter > Relationships > Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki. There aren't a whole heap since I've only been adding to them since rejoining the fandom after a gap-decade, but hopefully you (and others! 👋) find some stories to enjoy. They're all Explicit, often kinky, and I love an epic AU.

Happy reading and a smooth recovery!

Argh!! I've really messed up my leg and am on strict bedrest, so am bored out of my mind and needing something to take my mind off this horrendous pain!! Help a girl out, leave a link to your fav fanfic, con vid or picture of jensen!! Please! PLEASE!