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I have a endless list of favorite J2 moments.
HERE WE GO WITH THE FUCKING ALMOST KISS DURING THE TCA 2006
AND THE CLASSIC HAND-ON-HEART MOVE IN JENSEN’S STYLE
THIS FUCKING CUTE MOMENT WHEN THEY WERE SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL AND IN LOVE
AND ALL THE PREGNANCY JOKES
AND ALL THE BROTHERLY BUTT TOUCHES
AND THAT TIME JENSEN WRAPPED HIS LEGS AROUND JARED’S HIPS AND WE ALL DIED
AND HOW EASILY JARED CAN CARRY JENSEN SERIOUSLY
AND WHEN THEY FUCKING FLIRT ON SET
AND ALL THE HUGS
AND THE HEART EYES MOMENTS
AND WHEN THEY HOLD EACH OTHER’S HAND
AND WHEN THEY JUST TOUCH EACH OTHER
AND WHEN THEY HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE
AND ALL THE DIRTY JOKES
ANON I LOVE EVERY FUCKING MOMENT BETWEEN JARED AND JENSEN AND THEY ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE
These are unlikely to be new to anyone who's been in the Supernatural fandom for a long time, but they're ones that come to mind when contemplating this topic. Strongly recommend all three.
Strong Black Vine by shaenie, Sam/Dean, Explicit (Many untagged kinks.)
Suite!verse by leonidaslion, Sam/Dean, canon-divergent AU, Explicit (Unfinished. Another author has recently written an unofficial sequel/ending to it, but I haven't read it yet, so can't vouch.)
The Doors of Time by felisblanco, J2, AU, Explicit (This fic was taken down years ago as the author wanted to have it published, but they offer it privately as a PDF.)
has anyone else ever had a fanfic that just... haunts them? like it's been months and maybe even years since you read it, but it just lingers with you and you can never truly leave behind the imprint it made on you? and maybe it's just a single line, one sentence that you can't shake off, that takes up residence in your mind and stays there, feeding into your psyche and subtly influencing your brainspace and maybe even your writing or other works?
jensen stans who hate jared are HILARIOUS to me.
jensen has admitted to punching people because they started shit with jared, has pulled jared off red carpets or crashed panels because be wasn’t feeling well, got angry over facebook pages badmouthing jared or at fans who told him to strop crying.
they lived together, then lived next to each other. they know each other inside out. their kids call each other “uncle”.
jensen said how “we never get tired of each other which i think speaks volume we spend that much time together and i think it's also why we're still here today... we get tired of misha” and how “jared and i are gonna be in harmony for the rest of our lives”.
jensen agreed when jared said “this isn’t the first lifetime we’ve been friends” implying their friendship is so strong it transcends lifetimes.
fam, and you really think the man wouldn’t immediately deck you if he found out you regularly send his soulmate/best friend for life hate? be serious.
That porn trope of straight frat boys losing their gay virginity to each other on film, and they interview them on the couch first, except...
Straight single dad Jensen having his first gay encounter with good buddy Jared who's done this before and is happy to show him the ropes.
Yeah, maybe, but it'd make for excellent viewing.
J2 Medieval!Au
«Jensen is the perfect son, the knight designated to protect the young and rebellious prince Jared.After a torrid night together, Jensen feels like they made a terrible mistake, but Jared is a man who won’t take no for an answer. »
Oh, no! 😩 I come bearing J2 recs! I hope they help you on the way to mending!
Long Hard Ride 'verse by zubeneschamali Jensen/Jared, Explicit, historical AU with J2 as opposing chieftains, Jared as a war prize (dub-con inherent), angst with a happy ending.
Offering by shaylea Jared/Jensen, Explicit, college AU, sexual discovery and kink exploration, best needy bottom Jensen ever, angst with a happy ending.
On These Ashen Wings by sinestrated Jensen/Jared, Explicit, dragon AU, outcast dragon Jensen, angst with a happy ending.
Sex Toys, Cam Boys, and Dark Roasts by awabubbles Jared/Jensen, Explicit, AU, sex toys, sex work, slutty Jensen.
Chasing Darkness by ashtraythief Jensen/Jared, Explicit, space AU, sex worker Jared, BAMF soldier-turned-bodyguard Jensen, epic sci-fi romp, angst with a happy ending.
You can, of course, just check out the J2 bookmarks on my AO3 profile by going to Bookmarks > Filter > Relationships > Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki. There aren't a whole heap since I've only been adding to them since rejoining the fandom after a gap-decade, but hopefully you (and others! 👋) find some stories to enjoy. They're all Explicit, often kinky, and I love an epic AU.
Happy reading and a smooth recovery!
Argh!! I've really messed up my leg and am on strict bedrest, so am bored out of my mind and needing something to take my mind off this horrendous pain!! Help a girl out, leave a link to your fav fanfic, con vid or picture of jensen!! Please! PLEASE!
My first time being tagged in one of these. Bless. 🥲 Thanks, @jinkieswouldyoulookatthis and @sam-is-my-safe-word. 💖
Rules: List the first line of your last 10 posted fics and see if there’s a pattern!
The first red flag that Dean wasn't going to deal so well came just a few hours later.
Crumbling In Your Hand, Part III: You Conquered Me, Sandman 'verse Part 7 (Wincest, Explicit)
They waited for the weekend.
Crumbling In Your Hand, Part II: You Touched Me, Sandman 'verse Part 6 (Wincestiel, Explicit)
Sam wasn't sure if it took four years for Dean to work up the guts to ask, or if it just didn't occur to him until then.
Crumbling In Your Hand, Part I: You Blew My Mind, Sandman 'verse Part 5 (Wincest, Explicit)
Sam came down with man flu the same week they started fucking.
Leave the Rest to Me, Sandman 'verse Part 4 (Wincest, Explicit)
It was like the world's worst hangover without the decency of a good blackout.
Bring Me a Dream, Sandman 'verse timestamp (Implied Wincest, Mature)
When the fantasy finally became an actual possibility, it caused their first fight.
Warm Within, Sandman 'verse Part 2 (Wincest, Explicit)
"Sam, what–what's happening to me?"
Tell Him That His Lonesome Nights Are Over, Sandman 'verse Part 1 (Wincest, Explicit)
He doesn't really know how his life began.
The More Things Change (J2, Explicit)
Hope is a hard thing to have.
Unless I Can't Resist, West series Part 4 (Wincest, Explicit)
"You got a purdy mouth, boy."
When I'm Bad, West series Part 3 (Wincest, Explicit)
Result: Pattern? No idea. I'm bad at this game. 😂
Tagging to play (no pressure, of course!): @bigmouthlass, @supergaysupernatural, @fictionallemons, @spnyuri, @chiquititasnewsong, @spnj2fanlw, @talltalesandbedtimestories, @hello-starlingfics
HOW is this the first time I'm seeing this, though! He says it so casually! 😂🥴
this video……most Haunted of all
Look how beautiful this is. Another artist whose stuff you need to go check out on their blog. Just all of it.
Hiatus
Jensen → Jared - Endearment
Wincest/J2 fic search: realistic anal sex hygiene prep.
Hey, all! I'm doing some very serious business academical research today. Help, please?
I'm looking for your best Wincest or J2 fic recs that involve realistic hygiene prep before anal sex and/or discussion about the subject. That is, the bottoming character cleaning or being cleaned beforehand (bonus points for enema use outside of kink scenario), open discussion between the characters about it, discussion between them of insecurities around these subjects or the possibility of 'accidents', etc.
The reason I ask is that the lovely humans at the @idlingintheimpalapodcast have invited me to co-host (or would it be thro-host since there'll be three of us? 🤔) their next Fact Versus Fiction episode which is all about Hygiene. Ostensibly I'm there as a guest vagina-haver, but as a long-term slash fic reader, there are other subjects I can help with. I'd also like to help them find some fics to rec to their listeners on this topic.
Now, if you've been reading m/m slash fic for any length of time, you know it's pretty rare to find any that explicitly depict realistic anal prep (which is fine–my own fics are the same. No one should go into a fic expecting a sex education lesson. That's what FvF is for. 😉). So I need your help!
Apart from the theme mentioned above, this is what I'm looking for:
Sam/Dean or Jared/Jensen
Doesn't matter who bottoms
Any rating is fine
Self-recs welcome
Feel free to rec in anon asks if you're shy!
Thanks heaps in advance if you have anything to share. Ready when you are!
this photo is too intimate to even be looked at i think. everyone cover your eyes
— @wincestismyguiltypleasure
Can I just;
Jared kicks at Jensen looking like he’s worried he’s going to break some delicate flower
hands up and all terrified looking
Then jensen counters with;
‘fuck that this is how you fight’
It's a whole different ball game for men, I feel. They're socially conditioned (at least in western countries, generally speaking) from childhood that touchy-feeliness is a feminine trait, and so it fades off as they grow, at least towards other men. It's why you're more likely to see back slaps and shoulder punches than a held hand or a stroke of hair like you might with women, even between close friends.
That might be changing in newer generations, I couldn't say, but in J2's would be very much a solid foundation for guy interaction. Which is what makes all of, you know, that ☝️, so unique and so delightfully inspiring.
lol i'm doing the reading for my psych class and the section was on personal space and of course i thought of J2 and i'm just dying right now imgur com/a/TkmtagF
Oh my anon, thank you, that “intimate distance” is 100% J2! -Admin D
As evidenced by J2 themselves:
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Classic Jared & Jensen 🥰
Also these behind the scenes moments/bloopers exist. This is part of why we ship wincest. Thank you J2.
lol i'm doing the reading for my psych class and the section was on personal space and of course i thought of J2 and i'm just dying right now imgur com/a/TkmtagF
Oh my anon, thank you, that “intimate distance” is 100% J2! -Admin D
As evidenced by J2 themselves:
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I’m not saying it’s real. I’m just saying that if J2 wrote a J2 fic, it’d be a) reasonably kinky and b) pretttty consistent about Jared’s submissive role. THAT’S ALL.
pancake syrup boys being as sticky as ever 💕