"Relationships Are Like Communism. I Like Them In Theory, But In Practice........"

"Relationships are like communism. I like them in theory, but in practice........"

- Me

ThEy'Re GaZeBoS

FreeForm: Advertising 'Countdown to Christmas' even though it is NOVEMBER 3RD

Me:

I already saw a christmas tree today

We're going down, down, in an earlier. round.

And Sugar, we're going down swingin'.

I'll be your number 1 with a bullet.

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

People always ask "Where is Bigfoot?" But no one ever asks "HOW is Bigfoot?"