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King Duncan: *dies*

Lady Macbeth:

We're going down, down, in an earlier. round.

And Sugar, we're going down swingin'.

I'll be your number 1 with a bullet.

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

Why I liked tonight's episode

Warning: Minor Spoilers

1) Dean singing country is always awesome

(No singing in supernatural, bs)

2) "Why do you care so much" "Because somebody has to"

3) Shows how intelligent Dean actually is (He isn't book smart, but he is smart)

4) Sam and Eileen got BLOCKED

(Not in support of that ship)

5) Cas gaining self confidence

6) "Black Key of Death's Door" = Key To The Empty????

7) *cocks gun* "God, I love Texas"

8) The whole discussion about John and you could see Dean's heart breaking and feeling conflicted about whether or not he should feel bad about his dad

9) Sam figuring out they can beat Chuck

10) Cas calls in a "special favor" setup

11) Sam. Just Sam

12) *cue Muppets song* Together again (again) Gee, it feels good to be together again (again)

13) THEY DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT HIM (you know who I'm talking about)

Ok so everyone talks about how Crowley might have been Raphael before the fall.....But what if it was Beezlebub????

I mean it makes sense, why else would they be the LORD of Hell while Hastur and Ligur are Dukes???? Why is there a heirarchy in Hell (Just like in Heaven) and Beezlebub is at the top of it (just below Satan, obviously)??? And also, everyone ships Beez and Gabriel because let's be honest, it's hilarious. But in the series, in the ONE SCENE they are together, they don't fight or bicker. In fact, they work together and seem to hold no ill will even though Beezlebub is LITERALLY THE LORD OF HELL. It's almost like they knew each other before the Fall. And wouldn't it make sense for Beezlebub to be a fallen Archangel if they are in the highest possible position in Hell and is in charge of all of the demons? JUST like Gabriel, Michael, etc, are in charge of all of the angels and have arguably the highest position in Heaven.

It would also add to maybe why Beez fell. Maybe they were the ones who liked the humans (Unlike the angels, Beezlebub is NEVER shown talking bad about humans) and Crowley followed Beezlebub. Not Satan. In fact, Crowley fell for "asking questions" (why the humans aren't seen as more than rats in a maze?) and "hung around with the wrong people" (Beezlebub).

It also explains why Beezlebub, or rather "Hell" likes Crowley so much even though he doesnt really do anything evil, AND why Hastur and Ligur don't trust Crowley (because he, along with Beezlebub, fell AFTER the rebellion)

Ok ok ok... Rant finished

Edit: I refer to Beezlebub as "they" because the angels/demons are beings who dont have a specific gender and I dont think they ever specify in the book or series what gender Beez presents as

*walks into Super Weenie Hut Jr's*

Here's the animatic:

Spn Thanksgiving

I like to think that the Winchesters host a dinner/party every Thanksgiving (because the bunker is HUGE) for all their hunter and angel friends

And it's really nice and fun but it's also a little sad because the number of people attending gets smaller every year

Aziraphale: I hate you! You're not even my type!

Crowley, internally: Enemies to lovers, slowburn 300k+ , angst with fluffy ending

How Loki Could Have Lived In Infinity War

Thanos: Give me the Tesseract!

Loki: You Want It????? Go GeT iT

*pulls out his engraved Tesseract clip*

*throws it and runs the other way*

Loki: StReEt SmArTs

-later-

Thor: Brother! How did you rescue us????

Loki: oh well I used the Bittenbinder Method. I threw him off his rhythm

Peter Parker: *vibrating with excitement*

OR

Thanos: *choking Loki*

Loki: Harder daddy

Thanos: *drops Loki* WhAt ThE fU-

FreeForm: Advertising 'Countdown to Christmas' even though it is NOVEMBER 3RD

Me:

I saw a Christmas tree at the mall today

I already saw a christmas tree today

ITS TIME

ThEy'Re GaZeBoS

People always ask "Where is Bigfoot?" But no one ever asks "HOW is Bigfoot?"

Idk if it is just me, but did anyone else go through a phase as a kid where they WORSHIPPED Robbie Rotten?????

You either die Spongebob

Or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward

"Relationships are like communism. I like them in theory, but in practice........"

- Me

When you really want to make a meme about extraverted salesmen© but ur afraid of collegeboard

Me:

Collegeboard:

It's Happened.......

The Supernatural Fandom has risen (along with all of the souls of hell)

ITS SPOOPY TIME

It’s October 1st my dudes, you know what that means 🎃

(During Scoobynatural)

Dean: What about the Trickster?

Sam: No he's dead

*Gabriel literally 2 episodes later*:

Ummmm Me?

INTJ, Virgo, female, Slytherin, Engeneering major

nobody:

me eating crackers in my bed late at night watching the office, stranger things, or spiderman:

My English teacher started playing "it's not unusual" in the beginning of class and no one could understand why I was crying with laughter