All Gonk Droids Are Australian #canon

All Gonk droids are australian #canon

This may be an unpopular opinion, but Pete got way to much of a happy ending. He got to ride off into the sunset, with his loving girlfriend and get away from Kevin’s bullshit. But how do you think Kevin got that way? Who raised him to be a selfish, narcissistic, abusive asshole? Pete is just as bad, and just as complicit. And if you want to get really dark look up Lucky Leftie on TikTok and her theories behind the whole “your dad was a priest, your mom a nun,” line.

This is for people who haven’t seen Star Wars (shush they exist.) I’m going to name two canon things that happen and one completely made up thing (just two truths and a lie, basically) and you should comment which one you think is the lie.

I know I’m late to this but, in Charlie XCX’s song Guess, when she says the line “or all see through” did anyone else think she said “Aussie blue” and wonder what that was, just me cool.

Not to be dramatic…but I would sell my soul for a season 2!

And I’ll have a tentacle with a side of pulsating mucous sack please, hold the viscous slime. Thanks

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle