Wayne: *pulls Out Dueling Canes* It Is Time To Eat!

Wayne: *pulls out dueling canes* It is time to eat!

Wax: You mean fight?

Wayne: Don't play with your food, Wax. *menaces foes with dueling canes chopsticks*

Foe: What is wrong with him?

Wax: Your guess is as good as mine. *sighs and pulls out his guns*

Brought to you by, what if Wayne learned about chopsticks? And what are chopsticks but mini dueling canes?

Wayne on his list leaves noseball tickets for the first game for everyone.

Except, of course, he does so by giving Wax like 30 tickets.

Wax, the note says, make sure everyone goes. Tickets for you and Steris and Melaan and Marasi and Allik and Ranette and Jaxy and the kids. Don't know how often all you or Steris or Marasi or Ranette are fucking, so in case you've done a lot of it and have a big brood, I got you a lot of tickets. Wear a hat.

Murderbot: Yeah, Preservation humans are really weird about making sure there's free access to food and medical care and living space and everything a human needs to survive without any expectation of getting anything in return. Just one of their quirks, I guess.

Preservation Humans, side-eying the SecUnit who's done nothing but make sure they stay alive with no expectation of getting anything in return since the day they met it: Yeah...weird...👀

coppermind wiki: ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Spoilers ⚠️ Ahead ⚠️

me: yeah yeah, give me the page. you're obviously a generic warning that doesn't apply to where I'm going. *clicks through and scrolls down*

coppermind wiki: *hands out spoilers*

me: what?? really??? ... I should have seen that coming ...

I am a fucking artist.

@girlgeniusevents Day Three: Jagerkin & Crossover

wayne just has absolute jäger energy.

in the middle of a fight he stops to shop clothes off the guy he defeated

he believes in hats

his relationship with hats is unmatchable

book 1 plot is he loses his hat and tries to get it back

he's undyingly loyal

eager for a fight

knows how to start a bar fight

brawler in an age where there's shooty things

thinks getting shot at is a form of affection

absolutely would go up to someone and say "nize hat" (and eat it off their head)

inspired by one of my favorite panels of girl genius.

oh, and if they weren't stick figures, wax would be pulling him back by his suspenders.