Damn It, People Are Out Here Skinny Washing The Mermaid Now.

Damn it, people are out here skinny washing the mermaid now. 😑✊🏻

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* Reasoning in my tags !!

Okay but didn't we all romanced sebastian first?

✨ Lop’s Farmers As NPC occupations !! ✨

Cermet !! - Jewel salesman !! Sells gemstones and rings for a slightly higher price because his objects are ~* artisan *~ . 💎

Wenna !! - Restauranteur !! I could see her having a little diner by the train tracks, and she’d sell a lot of seafood dishes for pretty cheap. 🍲

Sandy ( Sandra If You’re Fancy !! ) !! - Milkmaid !! Sells dairy based goods, such as milk, cheese, etc. since you have to farm it yourself and I wish you didn’t. 🐮

Pickle !! - Truffle Farmer !! Listen, she’s a pig girl, as much as her clown past is a part of her identity, she would still put her pigs to good use. 🐷

Yoshi !! - Clothing Designer !! They’d definitely go back to their roots and make clothes for a living, besides, it would add access to more clothes earlier in game. 👗

Una !! - Baker !! Again, easier access to things like food, and I live for Baker Una, it’s basically her job in Unstoppable. 🍰

Nanna !! - Monster Slayer !! For a small fee, they could clear out a floor for you in the mines / Skull Cavern, to make the mines / cavern a bit easier to navigate. ⚔️

Leon !! - Librarian !! I feel like the books should have a bit more of a reward, since every just uses the wiki to learn everything in the books , and I’ve always seen Gunther as more of the museum guy. 📚

Lop !! - Sheriff !! Maybe they’re not the best at their job, but it would be cool to have an aspect of law in Pelican Town because Pierre and Mayor Lewis have gotten away with embezzlement for too damn long. 🥂

Lessee !! - Winery !! You literally can’t get beer, ale, and wine until later in the game, and I feel like those aspects could be introduced earlier. 🍺

- Farmer Lop, 2k21

why can't i grow marijuana on my stardew valley farm

If I didn’t make a Shane x Una ship meme, what was really the point ? 🤷🏻🥂

Original template belongs to @elflion !! 💕✨🥂

Part of some NSFW Shane x Una stuff I’ve written ; “ She had a point. Her motions were always gentle, done with purpose, she could curve, and mold to surrounding, like a ferret, or a cat. Her limbs were slender and limber, she was so much smaller and delicate than he was. The bed was also a full size, so there wasn't a lot of room for his heavy, blundering movement, and with Una in the bed, there was even less. He didn't want to apply a thick weight on accident and hurt her, and knowing how heavy and over all clunky he was, it was bound to happen. ”

Me, without fail ;