I Have A Head Cannon That Took Place In Season 1, Where Ash And Grey Would Have Been Rivals For The Queen.

I have a head cannon that took place in Season 1, where Ash and Grey would have been rivals for the queen. They had messy quarrels and probably a brutal sword fight. But before they could actually could kill each other, Phipps stopped them and then yelled at them for about an hour straight.

Black Butler - Modern School Forest Retreat

If Ciel, Lizzie, and Alois went to a forest retreat with their school for a few days (Added more characters): Lizzie would take one of the top bunks, will bring manga books, and reads them extremely late at night with a huge flashlight, and probably dropping it on Ciel by accident, who’s sleeping down below and freaking out in the morning, because of that. Alois would be the type of friend who would wake up in the middle of the night for no reason and chucks shit during the night, because he’s bored. He also probably takes up the most hot water in the shower, and brought snacks in to the cabin, where some critters got in and made a mess. Talks the loudest at night. He also must have snuck his phone into the cabin, ending up getting caught, because the ringer was on. Nearly kicked down a vending machine that would fallen on Joanne. Ciel: *get’s hit with the pillow* Ow! ALOIS!  Alois: Oops. *giggles* Ciel: Go to bed, before I come up there and hurt you. Lizzie: *laughs* Ciel would be the friend who is telling everyone to shut up in the middle of the night, because he’s trying to sleep, and probably starts threatening them, because of it. He would be the one who’s banging on the bathroom door, yelling at Alois to get out of the shower, and throws stuff at Alois, if he’s still sleeping in the morning.  Then in the morning, Lizzie and Alois would both jump on Ciel’s bed while he’s sleeping to wake him up, making him scream. One of the teachers would probably tell them to be quiet, afterwards.  New Added Characters: Joanne Harcourt, McMillan, and Doll. McMillan: Probably the one to drag Ciel along, (with Alois’s help) He would definently take one of the top bunks and probably the “Morning Princess” of the group. He would jump on everyone to wake them up if they aren’t awake by like what? 6:45? Joanne would be the one to wake up first and go with McMillan to get everyone coffee, that ending up with Alois spilling it all over Ciel. He sleeps on the bottom bunk, below Joanne. He would try his hardest not to wake anyone up in the morning, but walked into the door, because it’s so dark in the cabin without the curtains open. Doll would get the key to the cabin door first and get inside before anyone else, hide behind the door, and scare the crap out of everyone when the some in. Brought snacks as well and threw them on the hightest shelf, after Alois trying to put it outside so no animals will get in. Turns out that Alois still had a half bag of chips in his luggage and critters still got in. Most certainly snores that loudest at night, and chucks the most shit and Alois. Also snuck in her phone, but didn’t get caught. Nearly started a food fight in the student mess hall. Doll: Where am I going to put em? Alois: *snaches snacks* Outside, duh! That way, animals won’t get in. Ciel: But the animals will eat it outside! Alois: *walks outside* Would you rather have them eat inside or outside? McMillan: *from his top bunk* Either way, they’re still going to eat it. Joanne: Uh...guys..? Lizzie: You’re inviting bears, Alois! Doll: You know what? Gimmie that! Concept: Alois, Lizzie, and Doll head over to a small ravine during free time, where they shoved huge rocks over the ravine and watched it tumble down and make noise. Joanne overheard the commotion and went to check it out. He was first against it, saying that they might get in trouble politely, but later joined in. Joanne asked for help to push a really big one, saying the word “help” too loudly, right when the first three shoved a extremely huge rock down the ravine. Ciel and McMillan happened to be walking by, and heard Joanne. They flipped out and rushed over, thinking that somebody died. Reblog if you agree. ;3

Pretty much how this Phantom Five shit works. Nearly choked on my on spit, just reading this once. 

Cheslock is about to behead Joanne but he jumps out of the way, giggling like an anime schoolgirl as Clayton proceeds to do the robot in the background.

Was my favorite ova until fucken Book of the Atlantic came out. But this is still awesome.

Joanne and Cheslock’s Conversations

Cheslock: Hey, how much money do you have?

Joanne: Um, just 69 cents.

Cheslock: *snickers* You know what that means?

Joanne: *crying* I-I don't have enough money for ch-chicken nuggets...

Ciel and Edward

Their relationship is either “Oi, I’ll help you hide the body.” Or “Don’t even breathe in the same fucking direction.” There is no in between.