A True Gentleman. Why Aren't You Real...??? *sobs Quietly In The Corner*

A true gentleman. Why aren't you real...??? *sobs quietly in the corner*

"Oh, I know, DOCTOR Taylor... Remember me? My "conspiracy theories" don't sound nearly as delusional NOW, do they...?"

You are a recently hired psychiatrist at a mental hospital. Some of your patients insist that they were once staff, but are being held prisoner by the actual patients that now run the hospital.

*opens document*

*rereads the one paragraph that was written two weeks ago*

"I think I made a lot of progress today."

“MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED”

“I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS”

“HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’”

“THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE”

~one hour later~

Remember pants? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

remember when fire emblem female designs were diverse and unique and not made by horny dudes who draw with their dicks

We're in good hands. In this time of turmoil, we need a hero with a level head. Florida Man sees a category 5 hurricane coming straight for him and decides this is the perfect time to crack open a beer and get out the grill.

Every country is protected by a superhero who embodies their nation’s values and culture. America’s hero, Uncle Sam, is taking a well-deserved vacation, so his backup has to take over for a week. The fate of America rests in the hands of Florida Man.

I always wondered what was going through her mind when she asked them to sit on her magic memory chair. Did she think they were going to say "Oh, now I remember that I really am Hoshidan! That obviously cancels out all the years of good memories I had with my loving friends and family and all the years of being taught that Hoshidans are my enemy! Gee, it sure is easy to shrug off brainwashing!"

Then again, considering that that is LITERALLY what happens in Birthright (and even Conquest, to an extent), it seems Mikoto knows her kid well.

You ever wonder what would’ve happened if Corrin had sat on the throne when Mikoto asked? I tend to think it just would have caused their transformation to happen a few hour earlier. I also tend to think Mikoto wouldn’t have thought that far ahead and would have been stuck with a rogue dragon and would have died anyway.