New Rules - Dua Lipa

new rules - dua lipa

don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone

- Shanks, Zoro, Law

don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again

- Buggy, Sanji, Corazon/Rosi

don’t be his friend, you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

- Luffy, Ace, Sabo

If youre under him your not getting over him

- Crocodile, Mihawk, Doflamingo

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i will not be elaborating further

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The One-Piece Cellblock Tango

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This little brain worm is brought to you from my gorgeous sister, small snail @since-im-already-here, and beautiful moot-wife @sordidmusings. I truly don't know how we got onto the topic, but here it is.

And now, the merry murderers of the Grand Line County Jail, in their rendition of “The Cell Block Tango.”

Pop. 

"So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots…

…Into his head"

(Benn Beckman, Doflamingo, Usopp, Yasopp)

Six

"So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual…

…You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic"

(Sanji, Lucky Roux, Nami)

Squish

"And then he ran into my knife…

…He ran into my knife ten times"

(Mihawk, Zoro, Shanks)

Uh-uh

"Mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem probaltam. A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg"

"Yeah, but did you do it?"

"Uh-uh, not guilty!"

(Rosinante/Corazon, Ace)

Cicero 

"It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead"

(Sir Crocodile, Trafalgar Law, Eustass Kid)

Lipschitz 

“I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive…

…And I saw him dead”

(Luffy, Robin, Brook, Buggy)

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@fanaticsnail this is you - one piece

girls after saying they don't give a fuck

(she gives a fuck)

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.