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Just know once I shift it’ll take 2 nuclear bombs, 5 military tanks, 10 mosquitos, 2.5 cockroaches, 6 US army forces, 20 machine guns and 7 water boarding sessions to rip me off of him once we’re together I fear😔

i think of myself as someone with weird food taste. i hate mint but i would lick powdered cayenne pepper like fundip. i dont like dark chocolate but i eat my popcorn with hot sauce, sugar, cinnamon, extra butter, mini reeces pieces, and salt n vinegar at the same time. i dont like raw apples but if you held a red bell pepper in front of me i would gently eat it out of your hand like a horse

shifting is easy if you js do your own thing instead of following what bootylicker7000 says

Online shopping = opening pinterest and saving things i want to my DR boards

me documenting the items i must acquire for my quest after consulting the oracle so that i am able to obtain what i need

(writing what i dont have in the community centre bundles after checking the wiki so that i can use the item id cheat for the expensive things and lose my mind fishing and farming and mining for days on end)

i have so many screenshots of my farmer that i cant post until i get home and use my laptop..save me stardew valley farmer…stardew valley farmer save me..

stardew valley help wanted posters are genuinely one of the funniest things in the game. penny why are you putting a sea cucumber under your pillow

I went to master shifter island last night and everyone there knew you🤭

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

“shifting is psychosi—“

not hearing it, if you wanna stay miserable in this reality then have fun (spolier alert: it’s gonna get more dystopian in this bitch)

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

Me getting cancelled once I become a pro-hero because as a kid I asked someone with a toaster for a head to make jam and a toast 😞

so real honestly 😭

i havent even shifted to my mha dr yet but im already terrified of quirks (almost as much as actually competent villains)

i want to talk about my mha dr a little bit but im lowkey scared of my mha dr. i mean nothing bad happens im just scared of quirks💀

like the way broken bones are such a casual thing? hero training isnt for the weak (me☹️) so icl im so scared of this dr😭

the way the villains aren’t even my main concern IT’S THAT MF SCHOOL

anyone else scared of shifting there or am i just like being silly🚶‍♀️

Tumblr has suppressed the truth of “Pearl Hates the Irish.” Please reblog this archival post so that others can learn the truth.

good luck, babe!

Yknow, there's a line in the wiki that has lived in my head rent free for so long.

I've never gotten it before but this is apparently something you can get if you're married to Elliott and you pass out in the mines. I guess either by lack of energy or by being knocked out. This line says nothing about Linus or Marlon helping him so did he go into the mines by himself?

So does that mean Elliott has experience in the mines? Like you're married when you get this line. In a casual playthrough, there's a good chance you've gotten deep into the mines. I don't think many people pass out on floor one. So on an average playthrough, this would imply that Elliott went through the mines to get to you and survived things that you, in the end, did not.

And then he had to drag your ass out of the mines. Depending on when and where you died, that could imply a range of experiences. Since a pretty possible situation is that you died on a deeper floor of the mines without immediate access to the elevator.

In that scenario, Elliott had to go through the elevator, either mine to find a ladder or find the ladders you made, hide from or fight any monsters on the floor or floors he faces, find you, cry over your dead body, and carry you at least to the nearest elevator while making sure you don't get harmed by any lingering monsters.

That doesn't take just luck. That takes skill. What was Elliott doing in the year before we arrived here??

Welcome to my blog, I overthink a couple of sentences on a wiki.

my professional opinion on how total drama characters would eat their cereal (i have not watched the reboot)

edit: this is coming from someone who puts cool whip in their cereal instead of milk

sometimes i remember one of my old friends and i just think. wow. there is something fundamentally wrong with this person.

every once in a while i stop in the middle of my train of thought to frantically google a word and make sure it means what i think it means because i have No Idea where i learned it, it just popped into my head one day. i dont know why this is like a universal experience with everybody who speaks or is learning english

english might be the manmade horror beyond our comprehension

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

sometimes i feel that all of the stars in the universe aligned for jerma985 to look like a humanized jerboa. call it fate, even.

IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY