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Chef has not once gotten his goddamn paycheck. He's still working for Chris because that's his husband and he will reluctantly support his husband no matter what.
My Disventure camp AU Lore/Facts 💰❤️
-🩷💙-DISVENTURE CAMP AU FACTS + Lore-❤️🩷-
1 - Krystal is the Daughter of the host of Total drama, Though in this AU Chris had a big comeback when Total drama got a reboot in 2023. (Krystal hasn't Talked to him in a while after that.)
2 - Kai is friends with Dawn from TDRoti (Revenge of the island)
3 - The company that made Disventure camp in-universe is rivals with the in-universe company that made Total drama.
4 - Emily is now my new favorite character! Screw Krystal!!!
Danganronpa X Total drama Gen 1 AU Facts/Notes
I made this AU cause I wanted to try my take on the Total drama X Danganronpa stuff!!!
Notes:
1 - The Gen 1 Killing game takes place after The Reboots 2nd Season and the cast are Adults.
2 - Chris and Chef are not the mascots this time around as in this AU they are members of the killing game cast.
3 - The Mascot of this AU killing game is something original this time around instead of Mono-Chris! (Why cannot people do something more creative like Jeez?!?!)
4 - There will be 26 Participants in this Killing game AU. (22 being the original cast plus the 2 new characters in World tour and Chris and Chef)
5 - The Killing game will be set in a Simulation Version of the Gen 1 island. (But the characters won’t know that.)
6 - Disventure camp characters also exist in this AU due to them having the same art style.
((I might make a Fanfic version of this AU but I’m still figuring out the death order))
Total drama: Mega All-Stars - concept.
(This is a Total drama custom Season set in my Total drama Next Gen AU)
The plot:
Chris finds out that the reboot of Total drama is gonna get Axed by the producers/Higher ups and he decides to get (Almost) Everyone from the previous generation casts for one final season in order to give nearly everyone one last chance to win the Cash prize.
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The season in general:
1 - There would be 4 Teams with 4 different hosts representing them. The 4 Teams would be based on (Beauty, Brains, Brawn and Loyalty/Trust.)
2 - The Season would be set in a World Tour Type format (With some changes due to some countries with Laws that could get the contestants Hurt/Killed.)
3 - There would be Double eliminations with the last 2 Teams in 3/4th place would be up for the chopping block while the first 2 Teams would be in the winners Lounge.
4 - There would be 4 New contestants for the 4 teams with one representing each team. There would be 2 boys and 2 girls.
5 - THE HOSTS:
Team Brains: Chris mclean
Team brawn: Chef
Team beauty: Blantley
Team Trust/Loyalty: Don
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Extra stuff:
1 - Because my Total drama AU is a Deconstruction of the show Total drama, There will be some deconstruction in the story with realistic elements. (I was inspired by Total Trauma to make this)
2 - I made this for fun. And I love Total drama/Disventure camp with all my Heart.
3 - There will be some Disventure camp characters appearing in this AU Custom season.
4 - There will be some Ships also! Because I want to practice writing Romance and stuff like that.
Total drama Post-Reboot AU - “The Hosts”
This is my Take on a Total drama AU where the Previous Gen casts are Adults and it's taking place during 2024.
Some of these are based on my Headcanons or how I see the world of total drama playing out.
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GEN 1 CHARACTERS:
Chris MClean:
He is still the current Host of Total drama and the Reboot, Previously he was seen as a bit unhinged and crazy by the public and News articles which lead to him being forced to get Therapy in order to prevent lawsuits from some sources.
Chris is still Stable personality wise and hopes to do more in his career. He is planning on making a new season with the reunion of some of the past Generations cast + Reboot cast.
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Chef:
Chef is Mr. Mcleans Assistant when doing Total drama Seasons, He was also a Former Army Sargent and many other things. (Ex: Dancer, Actor, Reward show Host.)
While Total drama was on Hiatus while the reboot was being planned, He was writing his Autobiography and Building his Dream Yacht and other stuff.
Chef is still Chrises assistant and are on good terms despite the situations surrounding The Main host.
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Blaineley:
She was the former host of Celebrity Manhunt and Total drama World tour aftermath, Plus a Contestent of that shows season. (Which was a weird choice if you ask me.)
Otherwise…She is currently a Magazine Model and she has told the public that she doesn't feel like doing TV hosting again due to what she has been though.
She is also known for Mentoring/Talking too other TV talk show hosts, Like Emily who is known for her interviews with the Disventure camp All-stars Cast.
What else is she gonna do? Time will tell and we shall see…
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SPIN-OFF HOSTS:
Don:
He was the Host of the Ridonculous race, Which was seen by the public as a knock-off of the amazing race which is one of the reasons of it only getting one seasons on Canadian Television.
Don is still liked though due to his Respectful nature of Following the rules and not having many Controversies that some might get.
Don has also started to mentor Topher (Who was a previous contestant on total drama.) as a Assistant for future seasons and other stuff that Don must attend too.
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Thanks for reading this post! I wanted to make a AU like this cause I love a Total drama reunion type series/Parody deconstruction series like Total Trauma for some time.
Otherwise I hope you have a good day and Hope your enjoying yourselves! 💙👍
jigsaw couldn’t run total drama for shit but if Chris McLean got a hold of the saw traps I don’t think anyone would be alive in the franchise
I want @chefscook to make them in their style! (Btw I am not stealing your art. I just drew over them so you can see them, but it would be a dream if you did this.! you’re my biggest idol!!)
A literal demon in the backseat bro💀
The funny gang c:
guess who she hired!
(thank you Kris)
bonus:
Chris, your Canadian
alright be honest Chris. how many lawsuits have you had to dodge over the years
“Can’t have a lawsuit if you just commit murder!”
“I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t say something like that on here.”
“Relax, it’s a joke!”
“Is it?”
“Yes?”
“Why does your ‘yes’ not sound convinced?”
“I plead the fifth???”
Introducing our friendly neighborhood host's (and Josh)
Part 1 : Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Cody, Beth, Sadie, Courtney.
Part 2 : Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Izzy, Geoff, Leshawna, Duncan, Heather.
Part 3 : Gwen, Owen, Sierra, Alejandro.
Part 4 : Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, Blaineley, Josh, Don.
Part 5 : Staci, Dakota, B, Dawn, Sam, Scott, Lightning.
Part 6 : Brick, Anne Maria, Mike, Jo, Zoey, Cameron.
Part 7 : Amy, Sammy, Rodney, Topher, Scarlett, Max, Jasmine.
Part 8 : Beardo, Leonard, Ella, Dave, Sugar, Sky, Shawn.
i thought making an animatic thats kinda about robot alejandro would be cool
most of the time, when i make tiktok comments (or comments on youtube or insta or, i guess, social media in general) my brain has me just Fucking Forget that im not in a one-on-one conversation with OP and other people can read what i say. thankfully: this comment is now deleted after i foolishly left it up on tiktok for five months
i dont mind leaving i leaving it up here though because this is tumblr. it fits the vibe. i can mute the post if worst comes to worst, whatever. i think its funny that my friends were more worried about Chris than a literal cockroach lol im just glad the og tiktok comment didnt break containment before i deleted it from there lol but here? this whole site is "containment", itll be fiiiiinnne ...probaabblllyyyy
bc, yeah, luckily, this comment got only 2 likes. it was from a tiktok made by @/nerdymixedpan about: monster fuckery "hear me out"s? golden, great choices, will be allowed to speak even if no one agrees, no one is worried about Tat at all for any of their picks. human "hear me out"s? Tat's wife worries "you just like freaky lil white boys" as Tat is fussed over
but yeah!! Tat's sentiment reminded me of "my childhood (with some lifelong, but not all) 'hear me out's, but it gets worse as we go along" powerpoint i made and showed my friends for powerpoint night. and so i made an admittance in the above comment that, AS A KID (NOT NOW), i had crushes on Chris Mclean from "Total Drama Island" and the Headless Roach Man (is apparently his official wiki name) from "Growing Up Creepie"
and i think, for me, part of it is "monster fuckery? Kaiden-Shenandoah, youve been rarely NOT rigidly asexual your whole life. nobody is going to worry about you loving monster-romances and scream at 'but what about their genitalia?! you cannot possibly want to fucking bed that Lovecraftian horror!!' or some shit, bc you dont have any interest in that, so it's kinda like 'eh... our friends have had worse significant others we have had to tolerate'. at least we dont have to picture how the fuck sex would work" (bc apparently allosexuals, i guess, picture how the hell the sex could work when sizing up a loved one's partner? and they have the audacity to call ME their "favorite lil freaky weirdo". im as "freaky" as freshly cleaned Barnes & Noble, fam, idk what the fuck youre on) and all of that somehow nullifies all possible grotesqueness or horror of my monster picks. like "i kicked my feet and giggled as a lil kid over a nonspeaking, headless, giant cockroach", y'know?? nothing. they give me fucking nothing lmao rip
put an irl cockroach, head or no head (nonspeaking regardless) that is normal-cockroach-size, in front of my friends? there'd be so much screaming. but i get it, sure, the cockroach character in the ppt is 2D animated and will never be real. an actual cockroach is, y'know, obviously real. i get the dissonance there. i do. i get it. im befuddled... but i do get it, yes
and yet somehow the same logic does not impact my human "hear me out"s as my friends went "WTF KAIDEN-SHENANDOAH, YOU CANT GET WITH THIS MAN, HE'S THE DEVIL". like?? okay. but the headless extremely tall cockroach with no speaking-lines who lives in a sewer is fine?? both of these guys are 2D animated. neither are real. still. one of these png files got me a "lmao you cannot be serious... i mean, i GUESS, sure? carry on" and the other png file got me a "KAIDEN-SHENANDOAH, ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOURE DONE, NO, NOBODY'S HEARING YOU OUT, NO, NOPE, NO, SIT THE FUCK DOWN, LIKE HONESTLY, WTF". and, shockingly, it was the human man who got my friends kicking and screaming
granted, Chris absolutely is a stellar example of "if Satan was a mortal man" but also? s1 and s2 Chris was not so bad, he just did his job. he got unhinged as he stayed at that job. and im ngl im intrigued at the idea of how the fuck would this man function with something as benign yet allowing for obsession like a crush or being in love. but also? yeah, no, the straight-jacket and pillow-walled room i got put in for this one was warranted, yep, i get how i got here
my professional opinion on how total drama characters would eat their cereal (i have not watched the reboot)
edit: this is coming from someone who puts cool whip in their cereal instead of milk
Hey campers! It's my pleasure to announce it's pride month! You know what THAT means!
hahahaha jm so funnt
I just found today that flee the facility has more about total drama omg
Got more high quality pics
“Get over yourself, McLean” - Chris McLean x reader
Author’s Note: I honestly don’t know but enjoy anyway. Reader is gender-neutral.
Warning: TOXIC LOVE
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There’s a lot of things you could say about Chris McLean. Of course, you could go on and on about his charming attitude with the cameras or his brilliant ideas when it comes to reality TV. You could also say a few things about his personal life too.
When his current manager called you one evening to ask if you would consider taking a position in McLean’s new show, you almost hung up. There was no way you were working with your ex-boyfriend of all people. However, being the respectable and polite celebrity you were, you allowed them to explain the situation.
You still chuckle at yourself for accepting. They reciprocated with eager that they needed a co-host for an upcoming show called Total Drama Island. They wanted someone more level-headed to contrast from Chris’s boisterous personality. It will consist of twenty-two contestants going through different trials put on by Chris, all competing for tabloid fame and a small fortune. Even if he was striking by himself, the show would do so much better with someone to balance the care for the campers. Who better than the old power duo of (Y/N) (L/N) and Chris McLean?
You knew what they were actually doing, a wolf in sheep’s clothing scenario. The directors wanted a host romance, or at least allow the audience to make up theories about your relationship with the Host with the Most. Honestly, you didn’t care. There was no way you were falling in love with him again. You only had to deal with him for eight weeks, then never see his stupid face for the next decade.
When your yacht came up onto the dock of the island, you immediately cringed by the smell that hung in the air. The island itself featured a few rickety cabins and a mess hall that looked like it was minutes from collapsing. You almost felt bad for the teenagers who would be staying here, but it’s not like they didn’t sign a contract. Even if they were promised a stay at a five-star resort.
“Let me help you with your bags,” a gruff voice says from behind you. You recognized it to be Chef, an old friend of Chris. You recall that he’s a rough character, but he was always kind to you. You assume it was because you were Chris’s old sweetheart. He was invited to the wedding, after all. Times do change, don’t they?
“Sure. Didn’t think I’d see you here. Nice to see you again,” you say sweetly, handing him one of your bags.
“Yeah… I didn’t think I would be here either,” Chef grumbles, taking another suitcase and throwing it over his shoulder, “I’m surprised you actually showed up.”
“Come on, it’s not like me to put down a challenge! Mind showing me where we’re staying?”
He nods, walking past you with a rugged smile. “It’s just, you and Chris… You fell out, yeah? When was the last time you talked?”
“The campers are sure in for a treat when they arrive, huh?” You say, stretching your arms over your head with a yawn.
“Short Stack,” he answers with the nickname he used to call you, “You know he’ll wanna talk to you.”
“I’m an adult, Chef. I know what I got myself into.”
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Actually, seeing Chris was harder than you thought it was going to be. You wanted to run and hide as you made your way back to the dock. The first episode was airing tonight, and the crew wanted to make sure everything was prepared for when the contestants arrived. Old memories swirl in your thoughts as he turns in your direction. As much as you wanted to turn away from his overambitious smile, you had to stay professional. The camera crew gets you mic-ed up, before directing you to your designated spot.
“I’m so stoked you accepted the offer,” Chris grins.
“I don’t usually decline a gig either,” you reply coolly as you straighten the creases of your sheer blouse.
“Starting in five!” Someone calls out.
“So excited to work with you again! Just like old times, huh?” He says with the same enthusiasm he always has. He places an arm around you, rubbing your side.
You smack his hand away. “We are co-worker, Mr. McLean. Act like it.”
“I am!” He whines as he shakes the stinging sensation from his fingers. “(Y/N)-bear, no need to be that way!”
“Don’t call me that!”
“You used to love it.”
“Key word: used to. Get over yourself, McLean.”
Chris is quiet for a moment, folding his arms over his chest. “You’re still mad about that?”
Your eyes narrow at him, and he frowns for the first time.
“You know it wasn’t like that,” He pouts.
“I’m not talking about this,” you hiss through your teeth.
“She flirted first-”
“It was a freaking interview- shut up. Just shut your mouth. We are here to host, nothing more. I’m not here to start up old drama.”
“See a yacht- starting in 5, 4, 3. 2,- ACTION!” A director announces.
Both you and Chris beam for the cameras. You stood tall, putting on a friendly façade for the viewers. On the inside, you wanted to strangle Chris.
“Welcome back to Total Drama Island!” Chris proclaims, his arms stretched out wide, “I’m your host, Chris McLean, with everyone’s beloved (Y/N) (L/N)!”
“Great to be here, Chris!”
“Awesome. It’s time to meet our first eleven campers!”
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