DBH Incorrect Quotes!

DBH Incorrect Quotes!

Connor: Hank... How do I begin to explain Hank? Marcus: Hank is flawless. Gavin: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Nines: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan. North: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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Connor: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Hank: What if it bites me and it dies!? Marcus: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Hank, learn to listen. Gavin: What if it bites itself and I die? Nines: That’s voodoo. North: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Hank: That’s correlation, not causation. Gavin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Nines: That’s kinky. Connor: Oh my God.

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Connor: Time for plan G. Hank: Don’t you mean plan B? Connor: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Marcus: What about plan D? Connor: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Gavin: What about plan E? Connor: I’m hoping not to use it. Nines dies in plan E. North: I like plan E.

Empires SMP Prompt

due to being part deer, Scott tends to freeze like a deer would when a bright light is shone in his face. do what you will with this.

Just wanted to share my Wattpad account :D

Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote

Roman: You’re talking like an idiot, Anxiety

Anxiety: Well yeah, how else would you be able to understand me?

Roman:

Patton: *Stifling a laugh*

Thomas: You had it coming Roman.

Logan: I believe the correct term for that would be... what a burn.

Danganronpa Incorrect Quotes

Shuichi: The floor is lava! Hajime: *helps Nagito onto the counter* Byakuya: *kicks Kokichi off the sofa* Naegi: *lays on the floor* Shuichi: ...Are you okay? Naegi: No.

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Shuichi: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Byakuya: Theft. Naegi: Disturbing the peace. Hajime: Aggravated assault. Nagito: Arson. Kokichi: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Byakuya: Is it still visible? Where Naegi slapped me? Nagito: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Hajime: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Shuichi: A palm reader could tell Naegi's future by looking at your face. Kokichi: The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Byakuya: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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Nagito: Rules were made to be broken. Shuichi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Byakuya: Uh, piñatas. Naegi: Glow sticks. Hajime: Karate boards. Kokichi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Nagito: Rules. Shuichi:

The moment where you realise you sent your Spanish teacher

“Que hay en tu zorra” instead of “Que hay en tu zona”

(The first line means “What’s in your bitch”) (The second means “What’s in your area”)