The Moment Where You Realise You Sent Your Spanish Teacher
The moment where you realise you sent your Spanish teacher
“Que hay en tu zorra” instead of “Que hay en tu zona”
(The first line means “What’s in your bitch”) (The second means “What’s in your area”)
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DBH Incorrect Quotes!
Connor: Hank... How do I begin to explain Hank? Marcus: Hank is flawless. Gavin: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Nines: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan. North: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Connor: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Hank: What if it bites me and it dies!? Marcus: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Hank, learn to listen. Gavin: What if it bites itself and I die? Nines: That’s voodoo. North: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Hank: That’s correlation, not causation. Gavin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Nines: That’s kinky. Connor: Oh my God.
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Connor: Time for plan G. Hank: Don’t you mean plan B? Connor: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Marcus: What about plan D? Connor: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Gavin: What about plan E? Connor: I’m hoping not to use it. Nines dies in plan E. North: I like plan E.
Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.
Peter : I watched it ring
Peter : 7 times
Hank: if you always listen to me then why are you so fuckin’ stubborn?
Connor: it’s because I listen to you.
Hank:
Connor:
Hank: fuckin’ smartass
me: hey let’s try drawing some hankcon this time
my traitorous fish brain: pokemon au where connor saves a feebas instead of a dwarf gourami