Empires SMP Prompt

Empires SMP Prompt

due to being part deer, Scott tends to freeze like a deer would when a bright light is shone in his face. do what you will with this.

Why is this so accurate—

Peter: Mr. Stark, Morgan's asking where babies come from

Tony : She's too little, just tell her about the stork

Peter: Ok

Peter, to Morgan: So your mom slept with a stork

Tony : The fu-

The moment where you realise you sent your Spanish teacher

“Que hay en tu zorra” instead of “Que hay en tu zona”

(The first line means “What’s in your bitch”) (The second means “What’s in your area”)

Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.

Peter : I watched it ring

Peter : 7 times

Hank: if you always listen to me then why are you so fuckin’ stubborn?

Connor: it’s because I listen to you.

Hank:

Connor:

Hank: fuckin’ smartass

me: hey let’s try drawing some hankcon this time

my traitorous fish brain: pokemon au where connor saves a feebas instead of a dwarf gourami