MY LIFE IS A LIE - Tumblr Posts
Can I tell a funny story real quick? Yes? Okay.
So I used to play the oboe, which if you don't know what that is, look up both it and oboe reeds real quick before reading the rest of this story. I was also in my middle school's pep band.
And if you've ever been in band then you know how us reed players soak our reeds when a water cup is unavailable. That's right, we suck on them. So here I am in middle school next to the band bleachers, oboe in hand, reed in mouth, when a teacher/adult (I'm unsure I didn't know who she was) approaches me frowning. She walks right up to me saying, "You're not allowed to smoke on school property." Behind her is these two kids glaring at me, so obviously they had "tattled" on me. I decide, instead of calmly explaining to her what was in my mouth, to buzz the reed. The look of surprise on these people's faces was something that will stick in my mind forever. I turned and walked away before any of them responded but needless to say I was not kicked off the property.
And that folks is how I got in trouble for smoking at a middle school football game. Typing it out, it's a lot less funny, but still a good story. Maybe I'll tell more 🤷. I played the oboe through high school too, but since I played school-owned instruments I couldn't continue. It makes me sad sometimes but I also don't have the time for it anyways with my major.
Time to stop procrastinating home work. Bye!
I will never get over the fact that it's pronounced "kibli" and not "quee-bli"
so i just had the craziest conversation with my mamaw about weed, which she doesn’t smoke, while i was explaining medical weed and apparently my papaw used to sell??????
I was today years old when I found out “B.E.D.” by Jacquees was sampled from “Read Your Mind” by Avant.
Vulcan food isn’t spicy?!
I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or
The most stupidly infuriating thing I didn't know until I became an adult, is that real life detectives wear POLICE uniforms and not funny brown hats and trench coats!
Every cartoon I've watched as a kid lied to me. I just wanna have a little talk with the people who made them...
The moment where you realise you sent your Spanish teacher
“Que hay en tu zorra” instead of “Que hay en tu zona”
(The first line means “What’s in your bitch”) (The second means “What’s in your area”)
Al: Dude everything I've ever known is a lie.
Swap!Maple: Why do you say that?
Maple, in the distance: She found out that PTSD isn't a normal trait to have!
MY ENTIRE SHORT MXTX LIFE I THOUGHT THE GUY IN WHITE ON THE COVER WAS WEI WUXIAN BUT IT’S NOT MY LIFE IS A LIE IT WAS LAN WANGJI THE WHOLE TIME