I'm Scrolling Through FB And Loads Of My Friends Are Just Spewing Pictures Of Their Kids Everywhere,

I'm scrolling through FB and loads of my friends are just spewing pictures of their kids everywhere, even the ones who are not parental minded and never ever wanted kids. Just begging for people to agree that their precious little muffins are beautiful. And they're not. Like, at all. I'm looking at all these pictures going, "You are two fairly attractive people. What the heck did you DO? This beastie is freaking hideous and I'm really concerned about your eyes." There are zero cute children among my acquaintances. ZERO. What the heck happened?? Statistically speaking, there should be at least one so-ugly-they're-adorable baby among them. Nothing. Products of all the worst physical features of their parents combined. It's frightening.

Yeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!! Yes to all of this!! Talk about a Sequel That Needs To Happen!! 😍😍😍

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

H50 McDanno Fic Recs

Superpowers

Visible by Taste_is_Sweet + part 9 of Gifts | T | <5K

My Time Comes Around by pterawaters | E | 20K+

The Seal by ratherastory | M | 25K+ (superhero!steve)

Psychic abilities

Telepathy ‘Verse parts (1)(2)(3)(4) by Cattraine (telepathy)

Immutable by Kayim | M | <5K (telepathy)

Stranger Things Have Happened by acidpop25 | E | <5K (pregocnition)

Text/chat based suicide prevention for those with anxiety regarding phone conversations, those not in a position to speak freely, or those who simply prefer texts over phone calls. Your preferred method of contact shouldn't prevent you from getting support. You are not alone.

Just freaking awesome. It sounds so happy and festive and joyous and excited-children-at-the-carnival. 😁😁😍😍❤️❤️

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Shut up and take my money. Somebody make this happen!

Because I’m trash and the comparisons between these two are rather spectacular.  This was all done by me in Photoshop, so please enjoy.