I Was Today Years Old When I Realized That Agent Melinda May From SHIELD Is The Voice Of Mulan. No Wonder

I was today years old when I realized that Agent Melinda May from SHIELD is the voice of Mulan. No wonder Agent May’s called The Calvary. She saved all of China, why not save the world too? Dishonor on me and my cow for not realizing this sooner.

It’s kind of awesome and weird as an adult to watch films you loved as a child and recognize the voices.

This sounds AMAZING. How do we get this made?? Because we need this to happen ASAP.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Guys, guys … the recitations of the Iliad and the Odyssey that I watched a few years ago are back online!! At two events, the Iliad and the Odyssey were read by a a row of actors, each of them reading between 5 - 30 minutes (and among them are some famous ones, too, like Ian McKellen and Stanley Tucci!). I already mentioned how amazing it is to be able to listen to these epics being read out loud.

They were taken down about 2 years ago but now they are back up again! You can find the Iliad here and the Odyssey here. 

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“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

“You tell me to be a biblical woman. You tell me to be a biblical so that I might become silent, complicit, weak. Become a biblical woman. Become complacent with the authority of a man. I am a biblical woman. I am Deborah with the power to control the armies, the wisdom to prophesy. I do not tolerate the cowardice of men. I will give victory and honor where it is due: to the woman who is brave enough to stand. I am Jael. I have the blood of the enemy on my hands. I saw a victory for my people and I took it. I took with a warm glass of milk and a tent peg to his head. I am a biblical woman. I am Esther, who stood up to the men in power and saved my people. I used my beauty and my position to do what is right. I am a queen. I am Ruth, a foreigner who left everything she had for the sake of loyalty to family. I seduced the man who I knew could provide for me. I worked hard to provide for myself and for my family. I am a biblical woman. I am Bathsheba, who was taken advantage of by the king. I am more than just a bathing woman on the roof. He objectified me. He murdered my husband. And he was the one who paid the price. I am Abigail, whose wit and wisdom prevented violence. I rescued my husband from his own foolishness, and I prevented the King from acting rashly and violently. I am brilliant. I am a biblical woman. I am Rahab, the prostitute. I am Mary, the pregnant teenager. I am Junia, the female apostle. I am Dorcas, the woman who served the poor. I am the woman at the well. An outsider welcomed into the kingdom of God. You think that I must be silent and meek to become a biblical woman? You do not know what a biblical woman is.”

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Olivia

For all the men who have made biblical women out to be nothing but silent property.

(via redpendreaming)