I Was Today Years Old - Tumblr Posts
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS????
i was today years old when i realised "chin up buttercup" was a real expression and not just my mind making up things i didn't catch
I was today years old when I realized that Agent Melinda May from SHIELD is the voice of Mulan. No wonder Agent May’s called The Calvary. She saved all of China, why not save the world too? Dishonor on me and my cow for not realizing this sooner.
It’s kind of awesome and weird as an adult to watch films you loved as a child and recognize the voices.
Drew Barrymore as Ivy in Poison Ivy (1992) dir. Katt Shea
I was today years old when I found out how fucking sexual the Barbie song is…
I was yesterday years old when I found out Jesus had as many as if not more than 6 siblings
I just realized something. The lyrics of P!ATD'S Build God, Then We'll Talk contain "raindrops on drops on roses and girls in white dresses it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things", which is the opposite of "My Favorite Thing" from The Sound of Music. Holy Fuck, how did ai just realized this 'till now.
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you
I was today years old when I realized that this:
was Bambi's dad 🧍🏾♀️
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SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT ALL OF THESE FINE AS DEMONS FROM DEMON SLAYER HAVE LITERALLY BEEN NAKED THIS WHOLE TIME AND THEY DIDN'T WANNA LET ME SNEAK A PEAK!?!?!😭😭😭😭😭