Arent We Grumpy Today? Whats Got Your Beef, Gramps? Damn Kids Messin Up Your Lovely Petunias? Damn Government

“Aren’t we grumpy today? What’s got your beef, gramps? Damn kids messin’ up your lovely petunias? Damn government messin’ with your retirement plans? Too many lumps in your old man soup?”

With every suggestion the hellion’s smile gets wider and wider.

“I literally got nothing. Don’t feel like anything, don’t feel like doing anything, heck. I wonder why I bothered to even get out of bed today.”

         AGIRLINGREY’S 2.5K GIVEAWAY !

I am simply STUNNED by the number of new followers I have gained lately, especially considering how I was on a long semi-hiatus and definitely did not deserve all the interest and patience I have been given. So, as a thank you, I decided to organise a giveaway after so many months !

The rules are what they always are: TWO people will receive a custom theme, with pop-up pages and all the other shenanigans, coded by me. You must be following ME ( please don’t follower-jump and unfollow right after the giveaway, or I will disqualify your url from all future giveaways because it’s rude af ), reblogs and likes both count, but only after you reblogged it at least once. Reblog it as many times as you’d like, but be considerate of your followers. Ends on 7TH OF OCTOBER, SATURDAY. Good luck to you all, and thank you very much for supporting me and my precious girl all this time !

         THEME EXAMPLES !     ( PLEASE CHECK OUT MY THEME GALLERY. )

I’m trying so hard not to spit out my tea right now. Seeing this gif again, I thought - how the fuck is Mason still laying in the exact same place after this battle scene is over?

Look at this gif. Lunarre has his foot on Mason’s prone body. He then crouches down like an Olympic runner and kicks off with such speed and force (ballistic missile anyone?) the entire screen is covered in an explosion of dust and pieces of earth. 

LUNARRE HAD HIS FOOT ON MASON’S BACK. 

If Mason wasn’t sent FLYING INTO THE TREES (or buried into the ground) by the sheer force of that take-off, his spine would probably at least be SHATTERED.

I almost spat my tea out imagining Mason going WEEEE high in the air and the seraphim having to rescue his poor broken body from wherever it landed. 

BUT NOPE, HE’S STILL THERE. EXACT SAME PLACE LUNARRE WAS STANDING. Different position, but I put that down to his seraph buddies. I imagine healer seraph had to do something about that shattered spine.

Everything about this entire scene is hilariously ridiculous. 

The series is still dross though. Irrespective of the glimmers of entertainment.

“...Gramps, I’m not a kid anymore. You can swear as much as you fuckin’ want. Trust me, I have no innocence left for you to take.”

snickering-kitsune:

“Your… spoons? You’re upset ‘cuz you’re out of spoons? Spoons with which to eat your old man soup? You’re not losing it are you?”

“Well that was an amusing response. But wrong spoon. Guess I could have worded it differently but I’m not big on saying curse words. But in another way I got no more F’s right now. I am also as sane as I can be.”