John Used All His Simussy In That Line

John used all his simussy in that line

[Episode one]

John: I am an evil entity I want suffrage I want to commit MURDER I have killed I will kill again

[Episode one like 5 minutes later]

John: Arthur what the fuck do NOT kill that man ??? Freak ?? The hell you acting crazy for ?? What the hell man why would you try and kill him he's done nothing wrong

[Episode 2]

John: FUCK EDDIE! KILL KILL KILL

I think my favorite thing so far is that Juno steel is pathetic. a loser. wet cat behavior. he gets his ass handed to him no matter what. he smells like cologne, desperation, and bourbon. he has a debilitating fear of heights. he cant fight for shit. a hot guy came onto him once and he got so boner-stupid the dude took his safe key and then he didn't stop thinking about him for weeks. his first reaction to the possibility that the mcguffin will get taken from him is to swallow it and get brain blasted by ancient space magic and then be in the hospital for a week. he has the decision making and self preservation skills of a 21-year-old at the club for their birthday. if mars is really that treacherous I struggle to fathom how he survived this long. I'm deeply in love with him

shout out to arthur lester for screaming and whimpering in my ear while I work. love that guy

Every fear avatar experiencing the most fucked up traumatic thing, dying and getting thier powers like Jude Perry literally sets herself on fire. Mike Crew jumps out of the window. Oliver literally dies because a satellite fell on him.

Meanwhile Peter Lukas some dude smiled at him in public.

jet siqiliak is literally my spirit animal