Homer At The Beggining Of The Iliad And Odyssey Is Just Like My Brother And I Whan We Were Yonger And

homer at the beggining of the iliad and odyssey is just like my brother and i whan we were yonger and wanted our mother to tell us a story

like, "tell me about this man, but he was super angry cause reasons. and apollon is like pio pio, and this other guy is like 'i miss my wife"

Apollo's reason in god games was kinda dumb, and i dont think he really cared at all

I imagine him making out with hyacinthus, and Zeus comes like "i need you for something", and apollo is like "im in the middle of somethin", and Zeus is like "5 minutes"

And apollo didnt care at all about ody, so his like "yeah, sirens"

my sister about EPIC: "its boring. hes just talkin about his family and that baby he killed. can we wach bluey?"

nobody: literally nobody: me: ... and this is why victor was a teen mom my therapist:

CANON

They are literally the same