Never Have Kids

Never have kids

Dont worry they discovered the baby can like, bounce like a rubber ball or something. no babies were harmed in the making of this comic 

It’s the WHAT

(via u/Madgic_Girl / Reddit)

Had this idea, needed to put it on paper.

Nick Fury: *glaring at Batman*

Batman: *glaring at Nick Fury*

The rest of the batfam making villager noises to fill in the silence: haRmMmm

I’m sorry if this came across incorrectly. However, this text is based upon my personal experience and is a quote from a situation in real-time life.

The purpose of this post is to say that no one should hit anyone unless in self defence regardless of their sex. If a woman was to attack a man, yes the man can hit them back. Just as if a man was attacking a woman, the woman would fight back.

I’m truly sorry if this came across as rude and insensitive to men’s expierences. I hope have cleared this up and it won’t lead to any future disagreements or issues.

Women: *talk about why feminism is important*

Men: Does this mean I can hit you?

Women: No. Bec—

Men: but that’s unfair

Women: allow me to finish, you wouldn’t be allowed to hit me, just as I wouldn’t be allowed to hit you. I will not hit you if you don’t hit me.

It is fucked up that oh so often when feminism is brought up as topic of conversation men seem to always ask if that means they are allowed to hit women. The answer is no. No person is allowed to lay a hand on another, it is no ones right to hit someone else, but it is for all people to be treated as equals.

tbh Wally would probably be the person to go up to Barbara and be like: don’t hurt my funky disco bestie that would be my bf if the dc had less cowardice.

frankly right now i’m amused just by the notion of like. news of dick and barbara’s engagement being met with something similar to ben and leslie from parks & rec. jim says congrats and he better not hurt her? makes sense? dinah, helena, and zinda saying the same? also does

but then jason tells him he better not hurt her or he’ll hunt him down himself, and then damian tells him not to regret giving him his blessing. tim says he better watch it, duke gives him a look, and bruce? alfred, even, reminding him he knows the proper way to deal with problems? roy and kory pipe up, and cass just smiles at him in a way that has chills going down his spine. and he just. hello? aren’t they his friends and family too?

Me