Somebody Needs To Come Through With This Because That Would Be Amazing

Somebody needs to come through with this because that would be amazing

A very stupid/brilliant idea I just had

An episode of Epic Rap Battles of History

Where it's David (TLB) vs. Peter Pan

And in the second half of the battle, it's David's Lost Boys vs. Peter's Lost Boys

I doubt we'll ever get that video but it's a fun concept

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Devil Kart

Fire. Still-burning flakes of ash floated down from the now smoke suffocated sky. Rubble laid down at their feet. Splintered wood. Glinting shards from broken windows. Bricks and foundations of pieces of their home, the House of Lamentation, scattered amidst the yard like abandoned tombstones. For but a moment, all of the residents and their invited company stood still, gazing at the pillar of fumes pouring out from the enormous gap that had been blown out from the sturdy mansion wall. They took in its destructive beauty, taking note of it as the result for their horrendous mistake. One that would not be made lightly again. Suffice it to say, this hadn’t been the first nor the last time this building would be torn asunder. It’s beloved owners were demons after all. However, this fact did not bring comfort to those soaking in the situation at hand. Although for some it did bring great amusement. 

“Well…” MC sighed. “This definitely ended worse than Uno.”

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I did NOT think 'Horny Gold Syrup' would on my list of correct predictions today, yet here we are