YESSSS CORE THEORY MAKES NO SENSE DEVICE THEORY IS BEST THEORY

YESSSS CORE THEORY MAKES NO SENSE DEVICE THEORY IS BEST THEORY

I AM A DEVICE THEORY TRUTHER 🫡🫡🫡🫡

forget all those “hot takes” on “omg what would happen if [predictable scenario] happened??”, what would happen if 682 saw that one image that everyone who’s ever seen it has been a loyal foundation member?

why does it feel like such a white boy thing to accidentally/on purpose eat something with the outer layer still on it?

that one guy went to a high-class restaurant, ordered hard-boiled eggs, and ate them with the shells on. someone else bit directly into a whole avocado. i recently found out that my younger brother didn’t like edamame because he ate them with the pods on. why is this such a thing, and why does it happen to white boys in particular?

@beausprouts

the bunny is mad at me for not letting him free roam the apartment and eat all the electrical cords and pee on everything else. woe. consternation. outrage. i pick him up and go mwah mwah mwah between his dumb little horse ears and he gets a little bit of his daily fruit allowance and forgets everything else. it's a magic spell

hey tumblr, i have a question.

Why do people draw significant amounts of fanart of non-human characters as humans?

the human body structure is super hard to get right, it can’t be that it’s easier to draw. is this just a thing people do? what makes humans so special? as a speculative thing i could understand if it were just, like, character references and such, but there are full-on comics where most things are the same but all the characters are humans? why

this claw toy is alright