So Happy For Everyone Who Got To Go To The Casey, IL Public WW Show!!!

So happy for everyone who got to go to the Casey, IL public WW show!!!

I type, grinding my teeth against each other until they are sawdust.

(Also:Unironically, unbridlely, ununderstandabley having jealousy and envy omitting from my sweat glands over this performance. (The only -18 show, and it’s in center IL. Curses to the cruel yet divine trickster who set this up. Curses.))

((This is so stupid to be jealous over. (But also I’m having so much envy consuming me it may act as a 7th deadly sin.)))

The other day I shaved my legs for the first time in a while and got cut like a flayed man, but that’s neither here nor there.

As an experiment, I decided to put hand sanitizer on the cuts about 5-10 minutes after, and these were my findings:

The feeling was euphoric for a mere second before it BURNT burnt, then it settled about 5 seconds after, leaving a nice “aftersting” sensation to it.

Tried it again on the same wounds, and it took more time (About 5 seconds) for it to kick in, but it was more like a lick of flame rather than sticking your whole foot into it.

Conclusion:The nerves in our hands are pussies and need to shut up when they scream at us.

it looks like a smurf just exploded in my shower

Real Will Wood fans know Jimmy Mushrooms Last Drink in Wayne, NJ is another “persona-death” song, like Dr. Sunshine is Dead.

Will Woodblr, let's make a chain and try to surprise other Will Wood fans, start it with "real Will Wood fans ____"

I'll go first

Real Will Wood fans know that there was already a similar version of the I / Me / Myself 2018 studio demo on the internet where Will said the 5'5-thigh highs line and in that demo he also said faggot

WILL WOOD

COME TO COLORADO AGAIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

House of Abrams AKA Will's Graham Cracker Eating Face AKA Tunes To Blow Your Legs Clean Off AKA Penis Music