Look Away Suresh Stans This Is For The Bitter Bitches And Haters. For We Are Legion.

Look away Suresh stans 😆 This is for the bitter bitches and haters. For we are legion.

@throughthejunobush, please enjoy.

mc and suresh

Thank you to @luckyqueenreign for putting this in my line of sight. This feels so very Bobby/Bruno to me and it made me smile like an idiot. @throughthejunobush and @mrsbsmooth, I think you'll love this.

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Bobby, meet Lucas - Chapter 7

day 19 - size matters

The islanders participate in a rather revealing challenge

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Tag List: @mrsbsmooth @eskiix @thoracic-orchid (let me know if you’d like to be tagged as well!)

Babe, for the ask game 13,21,26 please! ❤️

Thank you for the ask!

13. Are there any LIs whose route you haven’t tried but want to?

There are. I've never done a Jakub route but I've always been horribly curious. I hear he's a total sweetheart. And Angie. And Tom. Tom kind of grew on me.

21. Are there any popular characters you dislike? Why?

Noah: Ugh. I really hated the way he accused Hope of using her tears to manipulate him. I feel like he's cowardly and I find it shady that in order to show him you're serious, you had to steal the money. Every step of the way he made you prove yourself to him, including by hurting someone else, and meanwhile, he never took a single step to do the same for you.

Lottie: I think she's a shitty person. Just overall a complete bag of flaccid dicks. She's a brittle hypocrite who only likes you if you're not on Gary's route. If you are she's endlessly awful to MC. 0/10 would not be her friend.

Harry: I hate his personality. Something about him feels sketch. He gives me con artist vibes.

Suresh: I'm not actually sure of anyone's popularity in S5 but oh man, that's a character that triggers me. Like legit, I find him reprehensible. Hot, but reprehensible.

26. Which character do you relate to most?

Angie. I also have a wealth of sad/terrible/hilarious life stories, I'm snarky, and I've always struggled to let people in.

This was fun! Thank you!

Dana sucks. Once again Fusebox feels petty. OH YOU DON'T WANT FRIEND ISLAND. GUESS WHAT? NO FRIENDS AT ALL! I'm all for nuanced relationships. I too love Hope, she's a great friend. I don't mind someone a little messy. I love Chels. I wouldn't trust her with my secrets, but she still seems to have heart and is sincere in caring about MC. But the way this season is written it's impossible to feel like a single person actually likes us. I'm not a Suresh girl, so for me his attention feels very much like, I WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE and doesn't feel like he actually likes MC so much as wants to prove he can get them back, regardless of what they actually want. Even S4, which bored me greatly, had several excellent friends. Even if they had their own agendas and desires, they were still kind.

My love of a good rant is all that is keeping me going at this point. I'm refusing to spend gems on any scene, because it doesn't even matter if you do or not. Everyone reacts as if you did anyhow.

Angie would have none of this bullshit. She'd start punching fools for MC because she's got your back, always.

It’s official – all my previous MCs are ready to go to the villa to burn it down and hug my S5 MC tightly. I know it’s just a game, but see how everyone treats her (especially Dana who should be her bestie) make me feel sick. In previous seasons we had so many great friendship options (so far I love Chelsea, Seb and Kobi/Cora), and now I feel like everyone, if they could, would throw MC away. . .

SAME BESTIE 😭😭😭 Dana is the worst friend we've ever had point blank period. Suresh route or not!! being that I am on Suresh route this week she told MC that Suresh sleeping alone means absolutely nothing instead of supporting her but in the SAME breath told Kat that Finn in bed with another girl was more than likely nothing??? NAUR girly... pack it up. You're not my MC's friend AT ALL.

Loved Chelsea ❤️🥰, when you're not on a Noah route Hope is such a good friend and I really loved her too💕, Elladine was my season 3 bestie and again another 10/10, and Angie in S4 💖 all of my girls would've had MCs back!! Even if Angie didn't like Suresh (I would imagine she wouldnt) she wouldve still been supportive of MCs decisions.

The Sun in My Eyes: NEW CHAPTER!

Chapter 50: Pocketful of Sunshine

Bobby and Lili are friends. Best friends. No messy feelings here.

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