Aa Sorry! For The Monster S/o Ask, Maybe Like... Vampire S/o?

Aa sorry! For the monster s/o ask, maybe like... Vampire s/o?

🎩Black Hat🎩Ah~ A vampire! Creatures of elegance and darkness, you’re immediately hitting all the standards! He’s mildly fascinated by you, but he’s sort of seen it all so you’re not much to ogle at. But hey, it’s the aesthetic that counts!

✈️Flug✈️Well, you’re nothing he hasn’t seen before. He thinks it’s rather fascinating, and may even ask to check out a few of your abilities. Or maybe just pull something to trigger one forcefully, but still. He thinks your cool

🦎Demencia🦎

WOW, OH, WOWEE

You’re a vampire?! Those super cool beasts of the night that suck blood like the badasses they are? She is both aroused and psyched

The crew with a monster s/o?

Could you please be more specific? I’m afraid that’s a bit too vague. Could you specify on their monster race or deposition?

Somewhat Correct Quotes #13

*In the middle of collecting a ghost*

*which is dangerous, by the way*

Alice: LEO!! LEO!!!

Leo: What?!

Alice: *points calmly* This is where I saw the really tall pigeon

Somewhat Correct Quotes #17

Alice: *trips over air*

Black Hat: Haha! You’re so clumsy

*Later, when Alice isn’t around*

Black Hat, punching air: Who do you think you are?! Who tHE FUCK DO YOU THINK-

Somewhat Correct Quotes #12

Black Hat: In light of how you managed to keep a orientation video run relatively smooth, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Alice: Forty five seconds???!

Black Hat: No! Four to-!

Alice: *already hugging him* No take backs!