Luke Skywalker Is A Communist (canon)

luke skywalker is a communist (canon)

#so much like your father

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT - CHAPTER 6 FROM THE DESERT COMES A STRANGER (2022) STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

i need less "happy, fluffy cinnamon roll" luke skywalker and more "raised in the ass-end of nowhere with spiders 4ft across who used to shoot rats the size of saint bernards for fun, who at 19 killed one million people in a single shot and just happens to be really optimistic for a guy who is a guerilla fighter and a space revolutionary"

luke skywalker: Remember when you told me to not burn the Imperial Palace?

darth vader: You burned down the Imperial Palace?

luke skywalker: No I had the fire out almost immediately

luke skywalker: This is a success story

Luke: I-

Mara: No wait, remember, there’s no “I” in this relationship, only “we”

Luke: Oh yeah, sorry babe. I meant to say that WE are bi

Mara: Hell yeah

I lost Gwen. She was my MJ. I couldn’t save her.