Castiel Novak

Castiel Novak

Were you expecting a different name? Well too bad!

Science teacher

Technically Indian-American 

But it was his great-great-great-grandparents, so who’s to say

But he can speak Hindi, so...

Met Gabriel in uni (cause Canada has cheaper tuition) and they’ve friends ever since

When he gets frustrated in class he will swear in Hindi so no one understands him (except the one Indian kid who sits in the back)

He knows everything about bees

EV-ER-Y-THING

“Mr. Novak, do bees try to sting us on purpose?”

“Well actually-”

Yet he hates wasps...?

Probably because he sat on a wasp nest by accident when he was 7

Makes the worst jokes in history

“We’re learning about matter because it matters!”

That one always makes a kid cry

(Usually that Indian kid in the back)

Has so many practicals because in his words: “Science should be experienced, not read from a book!”

The Issue With Theatre Club

Okay so, everyone talks about how people who do sports are, like the hottest on campus. But have you seen some theatre kids? Most of them are in BOTH sports and theatre, but that’s not what makes them attractive, no no no. It’s fact that...okay so I’m not sure what makes them hot, but I’ll give you an example. I don’t want to name names, so let's call him John. 

So John is this new guy who’s Brittish. Already...you know...yeah so anyway, he’s playing Oberon in our school’s version of MSND. I was standing in for Titania because she wasn’t there, and this guy, looks me right in the eye, half swaggered over to me and said (in a Brittish accent mind you) “Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania”. That shouldn’t be allowed.

Or this girl, let’s call her Erika, she looked like an emo teenager, but with clear skin, a nice tan and really nice hair. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY! This should be illegal.

Gabriel Kennedy

Drama Teacher (were you expecting anything else?)

Mr. K

So Canadian that he has maple syrup running through his veins

No seriously, he drinks it straight from the bottle

Everyone is concerned

Collage friends with Cas

Has an even bigger Tim Hortons addiction than Sam (the old fashioned chocolate glazed are his favourite)

Actually remembers the french he learned in school so he often has fast-paced discussions with the Marque brothers

His door is always open for students to come in and just have a chat

He will blast musical soundtracks when not teaching

“HOnEy WhAt yOU wAiTInG FoRRRrrR!!!! StEp INTo mY CaNDy StoRREEee!!!!”

Also, really likes Starkid and TCB

Has a drawer of hidden candy in his desk

A student secretly stole some

But he knew

After the water balloon incident, they haven’t tried again

Spider-Sona

I’ve been trying to get human proportions more accurate when drawing. So here’s a spider-sona that I’m quite proud of. 

Genie: And for your third wish?

Ron: [slams his fork down after finishing his second cheesecake] TAKE A WILD GUESS BUDDY!

I still have three more of those supernatural high school teacher au things. But I’m not sure when I’ll post them, probably at some point during this week. Hang tight!