I Still Have Three More Of Those Supernatural High School Teacher Au Things. But Im Not Sure When Ill

I still have three more of those supernatural high school teacher au things. But I’m not sure when I’ll post them, probably at some point during this week. Hang tight!

Person A: So why did you break up with your girlfriend?

Person B: I'm not gonna tell you.

Person A: Come on, we're close.

Person B: FINE...promsie you won't laugh?

Person A: Of course!

Person B: I...I f**ked her too much.

Person A: WHAT!

Person C: What's going on?

Person A: B broke up with their girlfriend because they f**ked her too much.

Person C: WhAt!

Person A: I'm so happy, I'm going to cry!

Person B: Think of puppies in blenders

Person A: WhAt?

Person B: At least you're not gonna cry anymore.

Person A: Kill yourself.

Castiel Novak

Were you expecting a different name? Well too bad!

Science teacher

Technically Indian-American 

But it was his great-great-great-grandparents, so who’s to say

But he can speak Hindi, so...

Met Gabriel in uni (cause Canada has cheaper tuition) and they’ve friends ever since

When he gets frustrated in class he will swear in Hindi so no one understands him (except the one Indian kid who sits in the back)

He knows everything about bees

EV-ER-Y-THING

“Mr. Novak, do bees try to sting us on purpose?”

“Well actually-”

Yet he hates wasps...?

Probably because he sat on a wasp nest by accident when he was 7

Makes the worst jokes in history

“We’re learning about matter because it matters!”

That one always makes a kid cry

(Usually that Indian kid in the back)

Has so many practicals because in his words: “Science should be experienced, not read from a book!”

August 21st is Fanfic Writer’s Appreciation Day  💕

Let’s be honest - we all forget to leave a comment sometimes. We don’t always go out of our way to click the “come talk to me on tumblr” link on AO3 to scream about the fic in the author’s inbox. On August 21st I encourage you to take a moment and show fanfic writers that you appreciate them!

How can you do it?

leave a comment and kudos on every fic you finish reading. Doesn’t matter how short. Doesn’t matter if you’re just repeating what other people have already said. Just be kind! Keysmashing, Caps Lock, and live commenting appreciated! (Bonus points if you leave a comment on every chapter)

ideas for what to put in a comment: one | two

floaty review box for ao3 (super useful for commenting as you read + it has a ‘review tips’ button if you feel stuck)

reblog ficlets, drabbles, fics, fic rec posts, etc. Put a nice comment in the tags. Remember that likes, while appreciated, don’t give the writer any exposure, meaning the posts don’t reach more people

go to your local fanfic writer’s inbox and talk to them about their fic of your choice. Let them know how long ago you’ve read it and what story point/sentence/scene still makes you smile when you think about it

send thank you messages to fic writers. In a world where you have to pay for almost everything, they’re supplying you with countless hours of free entertainment. It can get quite lonely without getting messages acknowledging the hours they spend writing stories - let them know their time and effort is appreciated

make fic rec posts and @ the authors whose fics you’re recommending! (believe me, fic writers love to see their stories in these posts)

create something inspired by a fic! You can draw fanart, make a moodboard or aesthetic post, or even write a song for the fic you love. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro doesn’t matter - the thought alone is what counts more than anything <3

buy the writer a coffee if they have a ko-fi page and you have some change lying around c: Caffeine keeps most fic writers awake when they struggle with a particularly slow draft or a difficult scene. More coffee, more content.

These are only some ideas out of the sea of possible ways to appreciate fanfic writers. On August 21st show the writers in your fandom(s) some love <3