steakout-05 - man lover and barry steakfries simp
man lover and barry steakfries simp

he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately

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I Was Looking At Old Plushies On Ebay And I Found This Douglas Horse Bag Plush And You Gotta Look At

i was looking at old plushies on ebay and i found this Douglas horse bag plush and you gotta look at the gif i made out of the listing pictures man its absolutely hysterical

I Was Looking At Old Plushies On Ebay And I Found This Douglas Horse Bag Plush And You Gotta Look At

horses ROTAT E. rotato faster horsy.

I Was Looking At Old Plushies On Ebay And I Found This Douglas Horse Bag Plush And You Gotta Look At

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VELOCIPY!!! S HES GOIN WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year ago

autistic coded men who have orange cats my beloved

Autistic Coded Men Who Have Orange Cats My Beloved
Autistic Coded Men Who Have Orange Cats My Beloved
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star trek tng star trek star trek data garfield garfield jon jon arbuckle jetpack joyride professor brains jetpack joyride 2 this is my type. weird silly or otherwise quirky guys who have orange cats brains being autistic is more just a headcanon i have rather than deliberate coding but he's been shown to have a few autism-like behaviours and traits across the shorts and jetpack joyride 2 it's kinda stereotypical but he's more of a logical simple thinker and he finds strings of numbers to be easier to remember than names which i find to be interesting! he just has different thinking patterns from what i've seen in neurotypicals. and it's like. it's the autism radar. i can always tell when a fictional character seems to be Not Neurotypical because holy shit they act like me- -or another autistic person i know! also all these characters are like. different facets of autism and i think that's so interesting on the left we have highly logical direct and ''idk what to do with my face or my hands help'' sherlock spin autism and then there's slightly unhinged dorky possible ADHD combo and complete lack of social skills autism and finally there's the evil autism and i love all three of them <3 i just realised they're also all sitting in big comfy chairs! jon's armchair looks so comfy though. like i really wanna sit in there it's probably slightly dirty and most definitely scratched up by garfield but my god that's what make it more homely and comfy i wonder how many armchairs jon has gotten over the years. i should count all the instances of him having a differently coloured armchair anyway yeah. autistic cat dads my beloved <3
1 year ago

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i lost my progress for these bottom ones so here's unfinished human guys I guess idk

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Toni and Craig (Toni is the canon guy from the robot bird orchestra short according to a thing halfbrick made a while back that I didn't see :/ that's too bad)

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their colleagues 100%

wips

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friend art time - I love them 💛💛

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Craig and Toni be by eachother wap

They made this silly animatic I love it

I got another one of my oldest JJ friends back 💛💛

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das all folks

1 year ago

headcanons i have about Craig the scientist :)

as are most of the characters i have headcanons for, Craig is on the autism spectrum. he has a flat effect to his voice and facial expressions, doesn't really get most social cues, doesn't know how to react to others in pain the "right" way, misunderstands metaphors and speaks in quite a direct manner because it makes the most sense to his brain. he's quite a literal thinker. he also tends to hyperfixate so hard on a task that he forgets his basic needs and hygene, and thus has quite an unkempt look underneath that hazmat suit of his (which i will get into later!). Barry often ends up needing to get Craig something to eat because of how long he hyperfixates on something.

Craig sometimes doesn't exactly pay attention to his tone of voice, so sometimes he can say something that, to him, sounds completely normal, but because of his tone, can end up sounding really ominous to other people by accident ("We know who you are, Barry.")

Craig has traumatic cataract in his left eye (or wherever the fuck craig's visor crack is supposed to be in canon lol) from the explosion in 'Level 2' and is half blind in that eye. his eye has a very clouded look as a result of the injury. he's also got a huge scar there too that required some pretty gnarly stitches later, and his skin is almost completely numb around that area.

Craig also never really had the best eyesight before the injury, so he's always wearing these big ol' nerdy glasses underneath his helmet. and yes, they are tacked together with a band-aid lol

Craig is one of the few scientists who is not a clone of Peter Simpkins, the late friend of both Professor Brains and (in my headcanon'd canon) Craig. i like to think that Craig and Simpkins knew each other when they were first recruited by Legitimate Research and was pretty close to both him and Brains, and since Simpkins died, Brains has kind of taken more of a liking towards Craig (mostly out of loneliness and needing someone to help around at the lab, but he has a genuine fondness for him under his demanding and angry exterior).

There's a bit of a fan theory that Craig is the same guy as the scientist in the 'Robot Bird' rock opera, which i like to believe is the case. i mean, he's got the same monotone voice as Craig, it's gotta be him. i hope this does end up becoming canon because i think it'd make for an interesting conflict between Barry and Craig!!

Craig may or may not be related to Lab Lady.

Craig's counterpart in the mirror universe is named Kayla.

Craig is demiromantic and is questioning his sexuality (he thinks he might be bi or pan), though he definitely knows he loves Barry <3

Craig has an unhealthy habit of wiping his embarrassing memories, like, a lot. he wipes memories of awkward accidents in the lab, particularly painful failures, and most importantly, the memories of losing literally all his stuff and his career to Barry, which is why he doesn't immediately recognise him in the shorts. Craig has a lot of trouble recounting stories from the past because of this memory-wiping and felt a sense of emptiness, which getting hit in the head certainly didn't help with, so he tried inventing that apple in the Multiverse Madness event to get some of them back. it was pure dumb luck that Barry didn't end up witnessing what happened to Craig in the 'Robot Bird' opera and both are completely unaware of the disastrous can of worms that could have opened. bro's gonna end up like wallflower blush if he doesn't keep that memory erasing under control

and finally...

under his helmet, Craig has messy dirty-blonde hair, a rounded face that has a few stray facial hairs he forgot to shave, a long scar down the left side of his face, hazel coloured eyes and pale skin. this design is inspired by the designs made by @dexterno-artz and @schnabel53 respectively :D

Headcanons I Have About Craig The Scientist :)

this is a sketch of my finalised(ish) craig design!!! i've shown earlier versions of this guy in a couple of older posts but i haven't really revised his design much until now. i kinda had the idea of him looking like a stereotypical nerd and then made him messier. i might tone the amount of hair he has down a tiny bit but also i really like the nerdy bird's nest thing he has goin on :) i like to think he literally hasn't brushed his hair in several weeks and it's just become a bird's nest from nights of staying up doing science stuff

"omfg he's so stupid i think i'm in love"

"<- watching barry attempt to backflip off the kitchen bench"

how i feel about barry tbh. he's literally so dumb i love him

(also apologies for the photos being kinda blurry and me forgetting to turn off the filter. again. in my defence it looks really nice and orange on my phone)

Headcanons I Have About Craig The Scientist :)

sometimes i like drawing him saying stuff from the shorts to get a feel of how he'd look when talking and make sure he looks juuuust nerdy enough for me to go "yep that's craig". also his big,g, handns,s,

Headcanons I Have About Craig The Scientist :)

drew this as a quick side profile sketch to get a general idea of how i want to draw him from this angle. he's talking to barry offscreen and falling in love with him <3

"<- infodumping"
"🤓☝️ this u?"
grumpy craig >:(

stupid little comic with a stupid little interaction that would definitely happen between these stupid little guys <3 barry being a little asshole every now and then is very entertaining to me. i need to see him antagonising craig and starting an old couple bickering argument with craig, that would heal me i think

i think i'll post more of this design in the future, i really quite like it a lot :)


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jetpack joyride craig jetpack joyride 2 jetpack joyride 2 headcanon design yeag sorry the photos are so fucked looking my room does not have good lighting.... like..... at all my sketchbook is also literally falling to pieces lmao i'm gonna get a new one soon but damn. my poor sketchbook i didnt even do anything to it....... why must it fall apart and die on me.......... anyway YEAH craig design!!!! i quite like this design a lot i feel like there's something that could be added to it but i don't wanna make his design more complicated than it already is that first drawing of him kinda looks like his eye is bleeding lol it's just a really big scar dw craig having traumatic cataract was inspired by my dog getting traumatic glaucoma in his eye also i think craig would go hard as like. a character who's similar to wallflower blush except instead of everyone forgetting her but her remembering them it's craig forgetting everything that happened to him and then finding a way to restore the memories and then he gets SO PISSED at barry they'll sure need a lot of couple's counselling after that blunder i kinda wanna make designs for steve and toni especially steve how do you think they'd identify steve from the other scientists. would barry just stick a big piece of paper with an S on it to his face answering my own question: yes he would absolutely do that steve is the one i feel like both barry and craig tease the most i find steve literally being so nervous about being perceived that he runs away and damages property to be extremely relatable also fun fact: craig's hair and eye colours are kinda based off the colour i see the word craig in??? ok this is gonna be tricky to explain but i think i might have grapheme colour synesthesia it's basically a condition where you can see or VERY heavily associate colours to a specific number or letter and for some reason my brain has christened 'craig' as being a very specific sort of yellowy green! it's what i see in my head when i think -of the word 'craig' so i decided to make him kinda blonde and have hazel eyes (which is basically a mix of green and yellow)!! neato!!
1 year ago

one of my favourite things about Teto Territory is that it's literally a really specific niche parody of a parody of a song about Suwako from Touhou that's also parodying like 50 other things, including the "Cirno is the strongest" joke in the Touhou fandom and Nico Nico Megahits. additionally, Teto Territory also uses Cirno's melody in reference to Teto being an April Fools joke and her favourite phrase, which is "You really are stupid", because in this context, it references the "Cirno is a baka" joke which originated from the screen layout for Touhou 9 that labels Cirno as "9. Idiot" which then became a huge joke in the Touhou fandom. there's like a hundred layers of extremely specific in-jokes and parody going on here and i love it.


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