I Was Thinking About How It Took Me A While To Figure Out I'm Aegosexual (which Basically Means That

i was thinking about how it took me a while to figure out i'm aegosexual (which basically means that there's a disconnect between yourself and being the subject of attraction) and i thought about how much i really dislike and just cannot see myself in slash reader fics. i tend to dislike these fics for multiple reasons, but some of them include that the reader self insert is usually really boring, has no personality outside of being lovey dovey and isn't unhinged enough for certain characters for reasons outside of contrasting personalities for my tastes (like spamton for example, why are you writing a normal protagonist to pair with fuckin spamton of all characters). but another reason is that i literally cannot connect myself to the reader self insert. like i cannot imagine myself in their place at all, it's always another stand-in that i imagine instead and thinking about myself in their place makes me uncomfortable. i can't see myself in their place because i don't see myself as a subject of attraction, and i'm repulsed to that idea. so i imagine someone else instead because that's better to me. and also because of the aforementioned reasons that have more to do with the writing of the self insert, i just cannot imagine myself acting the way the self insert does because I Personally Would Not Fucking Do That™. like i would not be romantically kissing a guy on a date, i would be infodumping about my special interests for 3 hours and then start ranting about how funny cars are while he just smiles and nods lmao

this is why i've never really self-shipped with any character. like i can be attracted to them and be like "i wanna hold his hand/kiss him/do inexplicable things to his psyche", but in reality i could never actually see myself as a subject of attraction by this character, so i'd either ship them with another character i like or imagine a sort of stand-in that has some of my traits and lives out my fantasies but still isn't me. i can fall in love but i can never connect because ew that's gross and weird. watching from the sidelines by reading fics and looking at fanart about characters being shipped with others and being intimate with each other is more my cup of tea.

EKT being only partially found for like 3 years and having a bunch of crazy theories made about it and where it could have come from, only to be suddenly and randomly found in an old nsfw movie is one of the funniest lost media discoveries i have ever seen in recent times. carl92? more like freaky92 lmaoo

in love with this new official multiplayer art someone posted as a screenshot in the jj discord

two of them!!! two barrys!!!! i LOVE how grumpy the right one is, lookat him he's so angy, grumpy little guy <3

remade future Craig's design because YiKers my old one was bad from years ago

I thought @steakout-05 's hair design was the best for it and so I used that cause it's cute and more matured as he grows older from his regular design I gave him,, plus the cute glasses (as he gets older worsening eye sight)

Um other than that the design is based off future barrys still

I love him he's so baby ,, goofy 🤓☝️nerd

Him and Barry take over Legitimate in the future and make it less of a bad work environment and stuff and no more cloning and yehh

Barry's future design I referenced

i was watching videos about Simpsons Hit & Run and i found out about this pretty funny glitch you can do that flings your car into the air if you do some lamp post collision trickery :D

how to execute the glitch:

get inside a car (the family sedan works best because the engine is wider and more visible) and carefully drive into a lamp post until a coin pops out of it but doesn't fall over completely

quickly exit the car, and then get back in. the lamp post will now be stuck in place and have no collision

start driving and position your car so the lamp post is clipping through the engine

get out of your car again, jump on top of the car and then do a ground pound (jump+jump+attack)

watch your car get flung across the map or into oblivion!!

usually, your character will fall off the car (and i think depending on which version of the game you're using, the car will just respawn. i'm playing on the PC version so mine just respawns immediately, but this works much better on console versions), but if you angle the lamp post so it's just tilting through the windshield like the video demonstrates, you should get the car to fling into the sky with you on top of it and it is very entertaining

how it feels to be an aegosexual looking for slash fanfics in your favourite fandom:

finding a fanfic that has a really good premise and is really romantic or smutty and has your favourite character but then seeing "slash reader" in the tags or seeing it mention "you" as in the reader is an instant turnoff for me. it's like noooo why did i have to be involved in this character's life all of a sudden :(