Barry: Hey Craig, Is It Cool If I Drink This Milk?

Barry: Hey Craig, is it cool if I drink this milk?

Craig: That's white paint.

Barry, who's already drank the paint with it all over his face: ... Sooo it's cool, right?

various sketches and doodles ft. craig <3

i haven't posted any drawings in a while so here are some doodles i've done in my sketchbook from yesterday :D

this one is based off that one tweet that says "some people really need a hug, a forehead kiss and a grilled cheese cut diagonally" and it really reminded me of Salesman Barry for some reason so here he is in a hugged, kissed and grilled-cheese-cut-diagonally-enjoying state :) (also that is a little love-heart shaped kiss mark on his forehead but it looks odd because of the angle i was drawing at lol. i should fix it maybe)

i did a couple of doodles of my hc Craig design too and updated his hair a bit to be more defined and less messy :D it kinds looks like some vaguely apple-shaped hairstyle now which i find oddly appealing. someone in the HB discord said that one of the scientists in the new 4th of July JJ2 art looked like Craig wearing a hawaiian shirt so behold.... a man

i should make an actual ref sheet for Craig some time, i need to fully solidify his design so i can draw him consistently lmao. he's fun to draw :)

ahh Dook Larue my beloved <3 he's one of my favourite RAE characters, he's so silly and his voice is absolutely beautiful!! he has an april in his melt :) (also yes that is an Antioch doodle up in the corner) (i should post that later)

convict this man he's DRUNK!!! i have not drawn Peppino in quite a while that my entire way of drawing him changed completely holy moly. this is a reference to that one Neil Cicierega shitpost song from Mouth Dreams called "Aammoorree" and it is literally one of the funniest fucking things i have heard. it's like Everywhere At the End Of Time except you're a horribly drunk italian. bells

(this is just how he lives day to day honestly)

here's a character i haven't drawn in literal years before now! good ol Dan Mandel from Dan Vs. :D i've always known about this show in passing for years from watching those old Fluffle Puff animations, but i never really properly got into it until it suddenly got a resurgence in popularity around 2021, and i, to this day, still think it is so funny how this show managed to air alongside My Little Pony and Littlest Pet Shop. this man almost said whore out loud in one of the episodes and it got through the censors. not even kidding it's from the wedding episode it's so funny. he's such a grimy little man <3

also bonus Peppina doodle. she is so silly

Well, this happened

One of the devs asked WHO is Craig in the discord...

And that got me thinking all day and I couldn't stop thinking, I dunno why.

And he says this as well..

Which got me thinking, who does Barry know who's important and is friends with him? According to what he said, it's not an original new character as they said WHO DO YOU THINK CRAIG IS, meaning out of the characters we know I'm sure.

And then I had the sudden realization realizing RunninGunnin (RG) is the only one he knows very well and is an 'important' character to him. Because, well, he gave him immortality and such and is a freaking immortal prince deity.

So then I did some digging and remembered a part in the trailer - the part that I never understood... until now.

If you don't see it - lemme zoom in.

That looks like the back of a certain character we know well who's an Egyptian, right? Other than queen V but she's not being used.

Coincidence, right? And that's not it, Queen V would probably know of this power and try to track him down perhaps to use it. It's not clear. But obviously something is up.

Something else that was weird is when Barry hesitated stating Craig when they meet once again. Sure it was probably meant as a joke, but the dots say otherwise. Besides, he DOES know what he sounds like...

This part always confused me as well. Makes more sense now.

Now something else makes sense in Jetpack Joyride 2. Before entering the crypt, Craig is seen hesitant and afraid and immediately flees the situation as she appears. Is he afraid of her since she's a powerful deity as well? And knows what she can do? Could it tie into the series? He is also not seen a while later and kinda disappears after this point, only reappearing once and then not once again. I'm guessing that would mean during that silent time he's currently trapped in the glyph wall.

And Queen V calling herself an 'authentic deity', perhaps making fun of RG? Maybe she was trying to get the power from RG and that's why Craig is seen powering up the glyphs on the wall. Perhaps draining his power?

I'm thinking perhaps now Craig isn't the scientist we really know and someone much more. I mean, they did say they remade aoz to fit with the JJ series and jj2... It would only make sense this being why. Maybe RG wanted to live normally and not as a deity, faking his death to get away from brains cause he was his assistant and becoming a lower class scientist. Perhaps watching over barry until they ultimately meet? And that's when they kick it off once again. But under Craig than RG. A normal person Barry becomes aquatinted to. I'm not sure when aoz took place, but it must have been a lil after the series... Since Barry knows Craig's name. It's all so confusing and interesting. I'm just surprised there's so much lore for a mobile game bwhahah

But of course this is just a theory. A very accurate theory that could potentially be true. Just have to find out when the jj series comes out which the dev said 'soon' in quotes so hehh,,,

no seriously what are they doing

?????? (this was on a youtube community post about halfbrick+ btw. are subscription services halfbrick's kink or)

what the fuck is going on on halfbrick's twitter

bear pussy????? hello????????

god damnit i just had one of those dreams where i was on my phone and i found this really cool AU art someone made of Jetpack Joyride where Barry was being tormented and corrupted by something in his dreams so he and Craig try to fight it with this device with a monitor that connects to his brain, and it was in this cool art style where it used a lot of dark colours that really popped out (it used a lot of dark purples and stuff) and had this cool unshaded expressive style that was a mix between anime-inspired expressions and the JJ shorts style, but halfway through downloading the art i realised that it wasn't actually real and i was dreaming. i am. so upset.

my honest reaction to finding out it wasn't real and i made it up so i can't actually find any fan content of it:

i think there is a very special category of "most dense mfer in the world" for people irl who somehow misgender me (and continue to misgender me) despite me wearing multiple layers of men's clothing, cutting my hair short, not shaving, binding my chest and wearing a very visible and big he/him pin on my bag. disrespectfully: how the actual hell did you fuck up that badly.