Barry: Hey Craig, Is It Cool If I Drink This Milk?

Barry: Hey Craig, is it cool if I drink this milk?

Craig: That's white paint.

Barry, who's already drank the paint with it all over his face: ... Sooo it's cool, right?

no seriously what are they doing

?????? (this was on a youtube community post about halfbrick+ btw. are subscription services halfbrick's kink or)

what the fuck is going on on halfbrick's twitter

bear pussy????? hello????????

stupid horse by 100 gecs reminds me so much of barry steakfries and i want to put it in a playlist about him but i feel like other people wouldn't understand the visceral autism and adhd fueled adrenaline it gives me when i think of him while listening to it

(DISCLAIMER: as of the 17th of August 2024, it was revealed that Craig is directly related to Barry, which obviously makes my Crarry art very awkward. this is here to say this was made before any of that was revealed and obviously wasn't intended to be a ship about... that.)

very silly crarry shitpost for your souls

having an american staffy is so funny sometimes because one minute he'll be barking and growling loudly and powerfully at people walking down the street but then when you go to sit down next to him and pat him and tell him that it's ok and there's nothing to bark about he'll look at you like the most innocent whimsical little creature alive wagging his tail and licking your fingers. amazing animal 10/10

i think there is a very special category of "most dense mfer in the world" for people irl who somehow misgender me (and continue to misgender me) despite me wearing multiple layers of men's clothing, cutting my hair short, not shaving, binding my chest and wearing a very visible and big he/him pin on my bag. disrespectfully: how the actual hell did you fuck up that badly.