steakout-05 - man lover and barry steakfries simp
steakout-05
man lover and barry steakfries simp

he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately

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Also Just Found Out About The AOZ Event Yippee!!! I'll Post About That Later (if I Remember).....

also just found out about the AOZ event yippee!!! i'll post about that later (if i remember).....

just checked Jetpack Joyride and apparently the multiplayer button is missing from the menu now after the Hygeine event ended.... hmmmm this is. very intriguing.

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steakout-05
9 months ago

i think my undiagnosed summer seasonal affective disorder is starting to finally kick in this month and is probably gonna last for a while until next year, wish me luck everynyan we are fucking under attack

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summer depression summer sad seasonal affective disorder sad's gonna be kicking my ass for the next few months so i might not post as much i should start to feel better around april though. i will be better eventually summer just like. sucks out all my motivation and makes me feel hopeless most of the time. it is so bad summer is a full on onslaught of attacks on my body and mind and it feels like it's never gonna end whenever it comes around it's really hard for me to go through every year because it just feels so gargantuanly impossible to conquer a good way to visualise how summer feels for me is to imagine it as a huge spiralling vicious beast that is thousands of metres tall you immediately feel overwhelmed just looking at it and you question if you're gonna be able to pull through and defeat it again this time that is what summer is. and it sucks ass i'm going to be okay eventually though. it will end one day and i will be ok :) and when summer ends i will SPIT ON ITS GRAVE!!!!!!!!!! fuck summer i hope it gets frozen to death forever
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steakout-05
9 months ago

i feel like him sometimes tbh

I Feel Like Him Sometimes Tbh
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barry steakfries jetpack joyride jetpack joyride 2 hes so me i need to make a compilation post of barry just bonking his face on the floor or just getting hit in general it’s so funny to me also apple. please. release these models. i need to port them to sfm. please. please please please please please please please pleas
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steakout-05
9 months ago

if archive.org hits me with a "job failed :(" ONE more time while i am trying to archive cohost css stuff im going to explode into a million bite-sized pieces

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this is IMPORTANT i need to archive this it's not lettign me.... archive.org pls.... cohost cohost shutdown archive.org internet archive wayback machine
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steakout-05
9 months ago

imagine Barry Steakfries but he's like. actually small enough to fit inside a phone screen. like he's literally not even an inch tall. just a tiny little guy that you can drag around with your finger like a shimeji. personally i'd put him in a soda can and spin him around

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride tiny itty bitty little barry my beloved little baby man the more i think about tiny barry the more unhinged my thoughts get he seems like i could flick him out the window at high speeds and he'd just immediately come flying back in wait remember the lame ass rap battles video with him vs barry benson. they would get in a fistfight if barry steakfries were that small put him in a jar and shake it until he DIES tuck him into a tiny bed :) throw him at a wall and watch him splat and slowly slide down like a cartoon character (he's ok he gets better afterwards) just like. flick tiny little crumbs at him until he gets annoyed and starts throwing stuff back in anger push him over with your finger and watch him fall on his face what do you think it would feel like if tiny barry jetpacked over your hand.... would it hurt tiny little bullets just making tiny little holes in your hand tiny swiss cheese. owwww queue continuum from the drafts
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steakout-05
9 months ago

i was so brave a couple days ago. there was a baby huntsman spider in my room and i totally didn't fumble trying to catch it 3 entire times while trying to lure it in and out of a box all while screaming and going "whAT THE FUCJ WHAT" whenever it moved even a little bit. in which the reason i was trying to catch it was because it randomly appeared on a box right next to my bed and i knew if i didn't catch it i wouldn't be able to sleep. nope. totally wasn't genuinely frightened by a tiny itty bitty little guy that could literally fit in the palm of my hand 15 times. whaaaat me? scared by a tiny little spider??? psh no wayyyyy man no way

(after i did this i was slightly shaken up and extremely worried there was another much bigger one in my bed and i felt like there were bugs crawling on me until i fell asleep)

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local australian man terrorised by very harmless tiny insectoid creature that is so small it would otherwise be almost unnoticeable (ok tbf huntsman spiders aren't ''harmless'' per se but they wouldn't bite you unless you really provoked them to. still tho. harmless) also the spider is ok :) i captured him in a jar and put him outside and he has now burrowed himself in a potted plant <3 he's actually really adorable but the problem is that i am TERRIFIED of spiders so i was just like switching from going ''hi little fella you're so cute can you please get in the jar'' to going 'wgAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT'' every time he got scared and moved this is the closest i have ever gotten to touching a huntsman spider ever weirdest thing is that i think this spider was in my room before. like i found a baby spider a couple weeks ago and here it is again i thought it just like. vanished and went somewhere else as spiders do but he was apparently in my room the whole time........ but yeah. i have like. the weirdest inner dilemma with spiders cause like. i like spiders. but i'm also very scared of them. but they're cute. but they're also very visually distressing. but they're helpful creatures to keep in your home. but they're also very sneaky and could jumpscare you on accident and also i don't want to have a spider in my room because what if i don't know that it's there and it gets hurt..... my room is so messy and i'm so clumsy that i'm afraid i'd hurt the poor thing unknowingly i love spiders but i also have like 10 layers of fear keeping me from getting close to one like that encounter was the closest i've gotten to a huntsman spider. apart from the bathroom jumpscare incident spider huntsman huntsman spider arachnophobia also update: the big huntsman that was living in the kitchen is back..... he's ok though he can stay there he's a good bug catcher and i love him :) he's very dusty and gangly and strange i love him very much he scares me sometimes but he is my little buddy
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