
he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately
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I Was So Brave A Couple Days Ago. There Was A Baby Huntsman Spider In My Room And I Totally Didn't Fumble
i was so brave a couple days ago. there was a baby huntsman spider in my room and i totally didn't fumble trying to catch it 3 entire times while trying to lure it in and out of a box all while screaming and going "whAT THE FUCJ WHAT" whenever it moved even a little bit. in which the reason i was trying to catch it was because it randomly appeared on a box right next to my bed and i knew if i didn't catch it i wouldn't be able to sleep. nope. totally wasn't genuinely frightened by a tiny itty bitty little guy that could literally fit in the palm of my hand 15 times. whaaaat me? scared by a tiny little spider??? psh no wayyyyy man no way
(after i did this i was slightly shaken up and extremely worried there was another much bigger one in my bed and i felt like there were bugs crawling on me until i fell asleep)
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help i just checked the Barry Steakfries tag and it's clogged with tons of posts about some Brazillian restaurant and it's all in Romanian for some reason ðŸ˜
this was a JUMPSCARE seeing this suddenly pop up on my dash holy shit
friend inside me

every damn time
also just found out about the AOZ event yippee!!! i'll post about that later (if i remember).....
just checked Jetpack Joyride and apparently the multiplayer button is missing from the menu now after the Hygeine event ended.... hmmmm this is. very intriguing.
funny headcanon: the reason Barry Steakfries is so weirdly strong and is able to break through solid concrete, have his body suffer no significant damage when zapped or lasered and is able to survive radiation exposure is because he's just absolutely jacked on Australium. dude's got tons of Australium coursing through his veins at all times.