steakout-05

man lover and barry steakfries simp

he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately

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This Was A JUMPSCARE Seeing This Suddenly Pop Up On My Dash Holy Shit

this was a JUMPSCARE seeing this suddenly pop up on my dash holy shit

friend inside me

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steakout-05

4 months ago

funny headcanon: the reason Barry Steakfries is so weirdly strong and is able to break through solid concrete, have his body suffer no significant damage when zapped or lasered and is able to survive radiation exposure is because he's just absolutely jacked on Australium. dude's got tons of Australium coursing through his veins at all times.

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he's an australian born man it just makes sense barry steakfries jetpack joyride team fortress 2 tf2 reference australium it's why every other character who isn't a barry counterpart is weaker comapred to him. they aren't australian (although betty isn't australian either so idk wtf her deal is) (maybe the australium counterpart in her universe is amerium or something)

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steakout-05

3 months ago

jetpack joyride if it was WOKE!!!!1!

BISEXUAL steakfries

GAYig

betty BUTCHpies

BIGENDER robo-barry

PRIDE FLAGsh

lab LESBIAN

GENDERbax

professor BLOWJOB

MANLIKER mikhail

HE/THEY minertaur

queen v

red PRONOUNS

NON BINARY nixie

(this post is based off this star trek shitpost that makes me burst into hysterics every time i see it)

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as if none of these are already canon /j this post is so stupid jetpack joyride barry steakfries betty beefpies craig the scientist professor brains shitpost kept queen v the same because i couldn't think of a word that would fit. and also she already is queer. to me. i tried so hard not to be vulgar with professor brains but professor blowjob is just so damn funny i just couldn't not include it professor blowjob my beloved HAHAHHAHAHAH from the drafts queue continuum

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steakout-05

4 months ago

also just found out about the AOZ event yippee!!! i'll post about that later (if i remember).....

just checked Jetpack Joyride and apparently the multiplayer button is missing from the menu now after the Hygeine event ended.... hmmmm this is. very intriguing.

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steakout-05

4 months ago

i feel like him sometimes tbh

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride jetpack joyride 2 hes so me i need to make a compilation post of barry just bonking his face on the floor or just getting hit in general it’s so funny to me also apple. please. release these models. i need to port them to sfm. please. please please please please please please please pleas

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steakout-05

4 months ago

if archive.org hits me with a "job failed :(" ONE more time while i am trying to archive cohost css stuff im going to explode into a million bite-sized pieces

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this is IMPORTANT i need to archive this it's not lettign me.... archive.org pls.... cohost cohost shutdown archive.org internet archive wayback machine

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