Did You Know?

Did you know?

There's actually a secret Sunken scroll embedded in the code of the first Splatoon game on the Wii U. To access it, you have to beat the final boss 69 times hitless (if you get hit one time the number will restart), once you do it you will get a pop up congratulating you, while warning to not share the contents of the scroll as it is only for the freshest squids. The scroll shows young cap'n cuttlefish and octavio from sunken scroll 16 kissing, with the caption "my fucking cod! these bitches gay! good for them! good for them." Telling you the nature of the sunken scroll already puts me in the eye of the nintendo ninjas so I can't actually show the image but I promise it's worth doing the hassle. Good luck!

getting my top surgery at the very ethical gender clinic in animal jam

explain why in the tags. consider:

Miss Piggy knows karate

Animal is at least 60% feral

Sweetums is the size of a grown man

Gonzo does extreme stunts and considers torture fun

Uncle Deadly threw a man off a roof once

Constantine has a bear trap for teeth

Crazy Harry causes explosions and is also called. Crazy Harry

new post bc i really need folks to stop spreading tactics that are going to get missourians killed.

attorney general bailey has set up a website where you can report “concerns” about transgender care.

DO NOT SUBMIT PLAUSIBLE ENTRIES.

bailey will take those entries as real stories and use them as fuel to come down even harder on transgender care in missouri. instead, do what we usually don’t do and spam the absolute shit out of it. vary your submissions so they can’t just filter out certain keywords. but DO NOT submit stories that could sound real, because bailey will present them as real.

here is the link.

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?